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"Help me!"

My boyfriend is coming round tonight and i'm going to cook for him.

What shall I cook?

i have NOTHING in fridge except ham, salad cream, ketchup, eggs, and way way way too much milk..seriously though,6 pints for me only and i only have milk in coffee and i hardly drink coffee..I got a few bits in the freezer!

So back to the point,what shall i cook?

Because like you say i know he'll get the wrong idea. He thinks i have too many male friends as it is! There is no point in telling him and causing rows if he has nothing to worry about?

Why not order Chinese food?I think he might like that.Or you can go out to a resturant together.There are lots of options to choose from!

One last thing, if that be the case then why not tell your boyfriend about this, he's just a mate.

~Darling~ wrote:
> Why can't you all forget he's my ex?

I suppose because I've been on the receiving end of your shannanigans, with someone, and it was a very unpleasant time of my life.

Cub!st wrote:
> Right this recipe has saved me from starvation many a time although
> you may need a quick trip to the shops. Chances are you have most of
> it in the cupboards though.
>
> All you need is:
> >Pasta
> >Salad Cream
> >Tuna
> and
> >Sweetcorn
>
> First boil the pasta, then mix sweetcorn and tuna in one big bowl.
> Pour in salad cream but not too much. You don't want it dripping with
> it! Then once the pasta is boiled put that in the bowl too and pour
> more salad cream in and keep on stirring until it's all nicely
> covered with it. Once again not too much though! It may be a bit cold
> by now because the tuna, sweetcorn and salad cream will have cooled
> the pasta. Bung it in the mic though for a 20 second blast at fool
> power though and it'll be warm through and through and taste
> brilliant. I love it anyway.

Sounds nice,and i know he'll like it,but i'm a bit dubious about the Salad cream, i have all of that except sweet corn which i don't like anyway!!

Why can't you all forget he's my ex?

He's more of a friend and we was never officially 'boyfriend and girlfriend'..so yeh, ok i'ma b!tch but at the end of the day i've done nothing wrong by inviting a friend round for the night!

Right this recipe has saved me from starvation many a time although you may need a quick trip to the shops. Chances are you have most of it in the cupboards though.

All you need is:
>Pasta
>Salad Cream
>Tuna
and
>Sweetcorn

First boil the pasta, then mix sweetcorn and tuna in one big bowl. Pour in salad cream but not too much. You don't want it dripping with it! Then once the pasta is boiled put that in the bowl too and pour more salad cream in and keep on stirring until it's all nicely covered with it. Once again not too much though! It may be a bit cold by now because the tuna, sweetcorn and salad cream will have cooled the pasta. Bung it in the mic though for a 20 second blast at fool power though and it'll be warm through and through and taste brilliant. I love it anyway.

Cook him Chicken and Veg Soup with a couple of rounds of krusty bread. He'll love that.

Or did I mean I'll love that ... ?

I still think ex suits better especially as you said he didnt want to stay over another night because he knows what'll happen.

poor Rob

Fooly Cooly wrote:
> Just make sure there isnt any evidence that your ex also slept round
> yours last night ;)

I'm in the process doing so. By the way, he's more of a best friend than an ex..

I must take down the photos of us kissing on my bedroom wall..