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"Help me!"

My boyfriend is coming round tonight and i'm going to cook for him.

What shall I cook?

i have NOTHING in fridge except ham, salad cream, ketchup, eggs, and way way way too much milk..seriously though,6 pints for me only and i only have milk in coffee and i hardly drink coffee..I got a few bits in the freezer!

So back to the point,what shall i cook?

I think it's the boyfriends turn tonight.

who is this, your real boyfriend, or the one you're pretending to be just friends with?

I didn't mean to.We just cuddled and he was so comfy i fell asleep. I also had this dream where i tripped over a step so kinda jumped awake..u'know them dreams where your falling!

ha ha ha. ground force. charlies dimmocks.

~Darling~ wrote:
> I made pizza and chips before falling asleep on him while he watched
> Ground Force..

Yeah watching ground force will have that effect.

he watched ground force?


no.

no no no.

Sort it darling before it is to late!!

I made pizza and chips before falling asleep on him while he watched Ground Force..

Grab some cheese and you have an Omellete


oila

I am genius

Mystique wrote:
> Just pour the salad cream over yourself and let him eat you....
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> What?

Sounds good to me !

Just give him oral sex

Voila