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My boyfriend is coming round tonight and i'm going to cook for him.

What shall I cook?

i have NOTHING in fridge except ham, salad cream, ketchup, eggs, and way way way too much milk..seriously though,6 pints for me only and i only have milk in coffee and i hardly drink coffee..I got a few bits in the freezer!

So back to the point,what shall i cook?

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> Lesbianism solves all
>
> it doesn't solve the 'sacks like watermelons' problem

Does for me

Ha ha

English_Bloke wrote:
> Lesbianism solves all

it doesn't solve the 'sacks like watermelons' problem


which I don't have.

*wipes perspiration from brow*

Ha ha,good suggestion but not my thing!!

Lesbianism solves all

~Darling~ wrote:
> If you wish..and i haven't got two boyfriends, one boyfriend and one
> best friend who happens to have a penis
****

Whatever, I don't know the whole story so I'm filling in the gaps myself..ANYWAYS

HAVE A THREESOME BABY, YEAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Mystique wrote:
> I'd like to make a suggestion about your whole two boyfriend
> situation...
>
> May I?

If you wish..and i haven't got two boyfriends, one boyfriend and one best friend who happens to have a penis

I'm only joking Darling ^^ hope he enjoyed his first Darling made dinner. Pizza and chips, can't go wrong with that :)

I'd like to make a suggestion about your whole two boyfriend situation...

May I?

I ain't in the mood and i can't be bothered to explain it no more. Billy is my friend and nothing is happening with us, end of!