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You know how it is, few lads and lasses.....
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and then the kids want booze;
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Pester, pester, pester;
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and then they get tipsy;
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and then the Welsh get rowdy. I really tried to stop him, but there was no use :( I had to BEAT him down
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and of course, Goaty finds a lady. Most probably a fat male one, but still....
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and things take a turn for the sordid...
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and rowdy...
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and then, the genius idea. Fighting a monster naked and bare knuckled....
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and the Welsh get big boots again.... ;)
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and so it goes. We win. We brag.
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we get randy...in a dead ogre's rib cage
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yet alas, we must leave. Goaty has to leave his he-she, and me and Grix must fight evil
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but, we're only kids...
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and alas, my life now, after the geek disease of WoW and drunkeness
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I like to send him against an enemy and sit and watch as he gets murdered.
> I left my cat somewhere in a dungeon
You have just officially lost the right to call me a woman. For at least a month.
[edit] All that said, I'm getting broadband purely on the strength of having read through all the WoW threads...
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Now, it's really the only way.
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Went into the Eastern Plaguelands and then was chased by a level ?? Skeletal Flayer, stopped looking at map and just ran.
I left my cat somewhere in a dungeon
Here is me and Grix playing Titanic last night
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Bad idea.
Hey this is nice, let's swim in the river! [URL]http://img123.exs.cx/img123/5175/17vs1.jpg[/URL]
This doesn't look so nice, dusty [URL]http://img71.exs.cx/img71/6738/28ys.jpg[/URL]
Dude, that really doesn't look welcoming. [URL]http://img199.exs.cx/img199/3619/31rr.jpg[/URL]
There's no place like home, there's no place like home [URL]http://img210.exs.cx/img210/1986/52ua.jpg[/URL]
Oh hey cool, undead defence towers! I remember those from Warcraft 3!...wait, defence towers? [URL]http://img181.exs.cx/img181/1893/48yk.jpg[/URL]
Shortly after we found ourselves in a little town called Stratholme, which is a bad, bad place according to my companion. So we lept through an instance. Into a Horde Throne Room. With locked gates.
F**KING BEASTS!
Having a quality grudge war against the Horde at Southshore/Tarren Mill, and every DAMN TIME, I get attacked by beasts and have to run. Like, 3/4 at a time.
A priest has to stand still and cast spells on a battle from afar. Not run around chased by beasts.
RAAAAAAAAARR!
Drunken dancing, naked elf dancing, naked monster asskicking and then celebrating.
Here's me discovering Grix & Cycloon laying on their backs watching the stars like a couple of bennies before I got naked with an elf-chick
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And here's a close-up of the naked monster-mash
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And here's Cycloon in a man-sandwich
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