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You know how it is, few lads and lasses.....
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and then the kids want booze;
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Pester, pester, pester;
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and then they get tipsy;
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and then the Welsh get rowdy. I really tried to stop him, but there was no use :( I had to BEAT him down
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and of course, Goaty finds a lady. Most probably a fat male one, but still....
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and things take a turn for the sordid...
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and rowdy...
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and then, the genius idea. Fighting a monster naked and bare knuckled....
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and the Welsh get big boots again.... ;)
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and so it goes. We win. We brag.
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we get randy...in a dead ogre's rib cage
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yet alas, we must leave. Goaty has to leave his he-she, and me and Grix must fight evil
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but, we're only kids...
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and alas, my life now, after the geek disease of WoW and drunkeness
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My d*ck wouldn't fit.
But she's not here tonight, so I may just go and play Morrowind. Pity me people.
My fav moment from the past two days, apart from sitting quietly in the middle of a Horde castle-raid and being ignored because I clapped politely and waved at the nice lv?? Orc Shaman?
Here's me dancing in the middle of 4 Blackrock Ogres, they seem to like me
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Ah, no they don't. I appear to be getting smashed in by...is that 8 of them at once? Bloody heathens, don't appreciate my sexy dancing.
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I love this game.
"9 quid a month = the equivalent of 3 videos = <6 hours entertainment. I've already been playing for 10+ hours on WoW."
Good way of thinking of it..
Considering I think I clocked up 70 hours for the first week (although it was still clocking when I had it minimised), I think it's doing mighty well.
We both sat on the floor and waved whilst Orcs menaced us and came over by the score [URL]http://img44.exs.cx/img44/5784/12mq.jpg[/URL]
Cyc ran off and was promptly slaughtered, whilst I sat there trembling and nervously waving and say "Hi, you look efficient at murder" whilst 5 circled me grunting. [URL]http://img210.exs.cx/img210/1986/52ua.jpg[/URL]
Eventually they ran off in disgust at my cowardice, and we managed to reach Southshore where, bolstered by the addition of another couple of players, we decided to avenge our fears by attacking lower-level Horde nearby.
Then Cyc crashed and me & a Paladin went on an explorational tour (see previous post & pics) that ended with us warping into a Horde throne room.
Silence fell as a roomful of player-controlled Lv30+ Horde stopped what they doing to stare in disbelief at two low-level Alliance players nervously waving and saying "Hi, we're lost".
We lasted about 5 seconds.
I love this game.
Like how we can have naked fishing pole fights and kiss orcs.
> WoW is so sad it's unbeleivable, you just go around chatting to
> perverts.
I'd argue that it isn't, but today i went and slept under some female night elf's dress while she/it was dancing.
> Yeah. Thats it.
>
> Not paying for a game subscription. Pfft.
You say that now.
Just watch as you start to read all the WoW threads... They eat at you :(