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"I wuv beinz an American"

I saw a "This road is closed" sign written, "This rode is closed" while me and 3 of my friends were in a car. I challenged them to figure out what was wrong with it and after about like 30 seconds Andrew says, "Dude...they spelled road wrong. Harhar. It's funny. Doy, doy. I like c0ckz." Needless to say, I was sad.

I saw in the news this afternoon while I was channel surfing (surfing is bitchin) that the standardized tests the FCAT and the SATs have been dumbed down. The reason? “To many students were failing our standardized tests, so we decided to make it easier on them” some moron explains.

I swear I would shoot myself in the head if I got even one wrong in my FCAT reading test. They asked questions lke “Sally was having an abnormally bad day. In this sentence what does the word abnormally mean? A. normal B. not normal C. cats D. I love goats.” It was obviously C. Duh!

By the eighth grade (or year for you non-Americans, meaning everyone but me), kids now only learned 5 words for each letter of the alphabet, with the exception of the letters N through Z, which they hadn’t gotten to yet. So when the school board asks little 12 year olds to describe their education, they had the choice of GOOD, APPLE, and CAT. Guess which one they said.

But seriously I guess the education is okay over here. I can’t go on talking too much garbage about the school systems here because they do get the job done; it’s just stupid kids that slow the system down a bit. If you have a great number of people in your country there is bound to be a lot of stupid ones. I do love America very much and I wouldn’t like to live anywhere else but it would be arrogant to say that some things don’t need changing.

(holy crap I wrote way to much about this)

PS: I got my hair spiked and dyed green and blue! It looks fecking sweet now!:-D

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Drunkeh, biggest American penis on SR!!!!!! WOOH!

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> I went to sainsburys first, no luck. Their loss.


No come to my Sainsburys, they employ anyone..look at me! We have some proper retards in our place..like the dude who says he loves me, and the other dude who wanted to be with me but then got with someone else only for sex...


Enuff!!

ha! I suspect your sainsburys is a tad further away than where I'll be working.

I'm a supervisor

smug

I was almost offered supervisor years ago. It was then I decided I needed a change in job ... :)

I doubt that..where you working?

And as for you SHEEPY..well! Supervisors do NOTHING but stand and gossip until they are needed and even then they have to finish off their oh-so-important conversation about what's written in the lifts this week and did so and so really do that with him in her car! grr

Where you work SHEEPY?

I work in Bamber Bridge, near Preston

Well I'm called a supervisor but I'm basically a shelf stacker with added responsibility.

Hospital shop

Chief Shelf Stacker?

I forgive you SHEPPY..the supervisors in my store are so blooming lazy..expect the 'select' few!!

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> Chief Shelf Stacker?


d'y'know what i mean!!

No wonder he's a notable!!