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Dear Dr. Laura,
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.
a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?
i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.
Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
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Could you attempt to answer some of those questions for us, Forest Fan? I'm certainly interested.
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Dear Dr. Laura,
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.
a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?
i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.
Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
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Could you attempt to answer some of those questions for us, Forest Fan? I'm certainly interested.
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And what do you think was the point?
You're not the brightest button, are you?
Pandaemonium wrote:
> Forest Fan wrote:
> They had MANY children.
>
> All expert banjo players, with bong eyes and sloping brows.
>
> [URL]http://www.home.zonnet.nl/popcorn2/nl/midi/dueling.mid[/URL]
>
> [edit] If your don't understand this reference forest fan, thats your
> homework assignment for tonight. I'm off home, and can't be bothered
> to explain it to you.
Yeh, Pandaemonium, I didn't. What was the point?
> Forest Fan wrote:
> They had MANY children.
>
> All expert banjo players, with bong eyes and sloping brows.
>
> [URL]http://www.home.zonnet.nl/popcorn2/nl/midi/dueling.mid[/URL]
>
> [edit] If your don't understand this reference forest fan, thats your
> homework assignment for tonight. I'm off home, and can't be bothered
> to explain it to you.
Yeh, Pandaemonium, I didn't. What was the point?
loki wrote:
> Forest Fan wrote:
> Two men and two women should not be together. It's wrong.
>
> You mean 4 in a bed? Yeah you're right, group sex can seem kinda
> tacky.
>
> So where do you draw the line FF, two girls and 1 guy?
loki, I'm sure you do not need a reply but I'll give you one anyway;
Two men, a man and a man
OR
Two women, a woman and a woman
should NOT be together; if they are a couple, this is Homo-sexuality.
> Forest Fan wrote:
> Two men and two women should not be together. It's wrong.
>
> You mean 4 in a bed? Yeah you're right, group sex can seem kinda
> tacky.
>
> So where do you draw the line FF, two girls and 1 guy?
loki, I'm sure you do not need a reply but I'll give you one anyway;
Two men, a man and a man
OR
Two women, a woman and a woman
should NOT be together; if they are a couple, this is Homo-sexuality.
Forest Fan wrote:
> Two men and two women should not be together. It's wrong.
You mean 4 in a bed? Yeah you're right, group sex can seem kinda tacky.
So where do you draw the line FF, two girls and 1 guy?
> Two men and two women should not be together. It's wrong.
You mean 4 in a bed? Yeah you're right, group sex can seem kinda tacky.
So where do you draw the line FF, two girls and 1 guy?
Forest Fan wrote:
> They had MANY children.
All expert banjo players, with bong eyes and sloping brows.
[URL]http://www.home.zonnet.nl/popcorn2/nl/midi/dueling.mid[/URL]
[edit] If your don't understand this reference forest fan, thats your homework assignment for tonight. I'm off home, and can't be bothered to explain it to you.
> They had MANY children.
All expert banjo players, with bong eyes and sloping brows.
[URL]http://www.home.zonnet.nl/popcorn2/nl/midi/dueling.mid[/URL]
[edit] If your don't understand this reference forest fan, thats your homework assignment for tonight. I'm off home, and can't be bothered to explain it to you.
They had MANY children.
Adam and Eve also had daughters.
Forest Fan wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> I'm not disgusted by lesbians.
> And nor is the vast majority of the population.
>
> But the idea of two of the same gender, is wrong. I mean how would
> the earth get populated if the whole world was homo?
But didn't Adam and Eve have only sons? And didn't one of the sons kill the other one? How were we descended from the original dysfunctional family?
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> I'm not disgusted by lesbians.
> And nor is the vast majority of the population.
>
> But the idea of two of the same gender, is wrong. I mean how would
> the earth get populated if the whole world was homo?
But didn't Adam and Eve have only sons? And didn't one of the sons kill the other one? How were we descended from the original dysfunctional family?
Eating meat is not a sin, Jesus ate lamb.
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