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OK, one phrase at a time, starting and ending with "..." we will construct the trailer for the greatest film of all time. Ready? OK, GO.
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In a land where crime is king...
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In a land where crime is king...
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..eyeing up a platypus..
...who just stands there, occasionally waltzing whilst...
....and pulls out his laptop shouting "HARRRRRRRRRRRRR" to his internet girlfriend.....
...And also a Pirate stumbles onto an open stage...
...and Sylvester Stallone as his greiving widow...
...With Sean Bean as The Guy Who You Know Will Die..
Mr T is his crime busting brother...
...But this man will be old enough to have used one appropriately without putting one on his head and running around all day everday acting like a Special Reserve staff member...
...David Hasselhoff IS Tassel Sock...
...discover what in hell's name a "tassle sock" is, other than, apparently, this thread...
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