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OK, one phrase at a time, starting and ending with "..." we will construct the trailer for the greatest film of all time. Ready? OK, GO.
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In a land where crime is king...
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In a land where crime is king...
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...a surprise that will destroy your senses and leave you begging for more...
lives in his beard. The beard also holds another surprise
...haired assistant name FeeFee....
legend. He is Marlin the magician, conjurer of cheap fish based magic tricks, and a dark
and this wizard is more than a man, he is a ...
can change the lives of millions
...where one young wizard's kindness...
and as our hero is likely to find out, random schizophrenia brings out the best in people.
....whilst discovering the true secrets behind the pirates of the curry-bean......
...And when The Pirate gets where he's going, he will...Kill Bean..
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