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I haven’t really being the biggest fan of Pot Noodles since day one.
But the recent Seedy Sanchez Pot Noodle advert with the guitar playing Mexicans has been on so much i decided to buy my self a pot priced 79 pence.
Following the instructions on the back, I poured boiling water to the fill level, stirred it, left it, stirred it, added a bit more water, stirred it...
Then it said add the spicy salsa sauce.... I didn’t want to jump the gun just yet, so I tried it without the sauce. Umm, this is good.
*10 seconds later*
Arrrrgh! I ran to the kitchen and drank a whole 500ml carton of milk! My nose began to run; my eyes were streaming, and I broke into a big sweat! It was like exercise, and flu in one carton.
Foolishly I continued spooning the elastic-band-in-sauce into my mouth.
10 minutes later, the tub was empty, and my mouth was burning. I drank a lot of milk, and a ice cold bottle of tap water also known as Dasini!
It’s a good job I didn’t add the salsa sauce, god only knows what would of happened.
This pot noodle was a tasty snack, and was much better than all the other pot noodle's I’ve ever tasted. As it stands I would give it 8 out of 10 Which brings me to my next point....
As with everything, what goes in the mouth must come out the other end. Let’s hope my hot, spicy experience earlier isn’t repeated later on, either throwing up spicy rubber bands, or extricating Lava out the other end.
Sorry if I’ve being graphic, but I hope that I have given you Guys & Gals a insight to the new pot noodle. My advice would NOT to add the sauce!
I'll give you all an after effect score later on. But as it stands its 8 out of 10
79p and buy some milk for 19p that’s my tip!
Or spend £2 and buy a bottle of deodorizing body spray, and a pack of tissues, as well as the pot noodles and carton of milk for the symptoms mentioned above in bold italic!
Needless to say, in a week the crazy scientists will prove that this pot noodle will give you cancer.
Thank you,
:D iscodexy!
But the recent Seedy Sanchez Pot Noodle advert with the guitar playing Mexicans has been on so much i decided to buy my self a pot priced 79 pence.
Following the instructions on the back, I poured boiling water to the fill level, stirred it, left it, stirred it, added a bit more water, stirred it...
Then it said add the spicy salsa sauce.... I didn’t want to jump the gun just yet, so I tried it without the sauce. Umm, this is good.
*10 seconds later*
Arrrrgh! I ran to the kitchen and drank a whole 500ml carton of milk! My nose began to run; my eyes were streaming, and I broke into a big sweat! It was like exercise, and flu in one carton.
Foolishly I continued spooning the elastic-band-in-sauce into my mouth.
10 minutes later, the tub was empty, and my mouth was burning. I drank a lot of milk, and a ice cold bottle of tap water also known as Dasini!
It’s a good job I didn’t add the salsa sauce, god only knows what would of happened.
This pot noodle was a tasty snack, and was much better than all the other pot noodle's I’ve ever tasted. As it stands I would give it 8 out of 10 Which brings me to my next point....
As with everything, what goes in the mouth must come out the other end. Let’s hope my hot, spicy experience earlier isn’t repeated later on, either throwing up spicy rubber bands, or extricating Lava out the other end.
Sorry if I’ve being graphic, but I hope that I have given you Guys & Gals a insight to the new pot noodle. My advice would NOT to add the sauce!
I'll give you all an after effect score later on. But as it stands its 8 out of 10
79p and buy some milk for 19p that’s my tip!
Or spend £2 and buy a bottle of deodorizing body spray, and a pack of tissues, as well as the pot noodles and carton of milk for the symptoms mentioned above in bold italic!
Needless to say, in a week the crazy scientists will prove that this pot noodle will give you cancer.
Thank you,
:D iscodexy!
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With a side of gravey?
oh, no apple sauce. Just some cracked black pepper and a smidgeon of salt.
I feel like a bit of Beef to be honest. But pork with apple sauce is pretty nice too.
get me some will ya. a couple of pork chops oughtta do it.
god, it's ages since I had a nice pork chop.
*vows to eat pork chop sometime soon*
god, it's ages since I had a nice pork chop.
*vows to eat pork chop sometime soon*
Ug. Hungry.
*goes to forage for food*
*goes to forage for food*
ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> they're not bad for a snack at night, but I couldn't eat them on a
> regular basis.
Your right there ßora†, your right there!
> they're not bad for a snack at night, but I couldn't eat them on a
> regular basis.
Your right there ßora†, your right there!
You are indeed a big girl. I love hot food, the hotter the better. If my eyes and nose aren't streaming, it isn't hot.
Those bombay bad boy pot noodles are reasonably hot, although they don't taste all that nice. It's all well and good them shoving tonnes of chilli sauce in there, but if it still tastes of cardboard, it's no better than the regular pot noodles.
they're not bad for a snack at night, but I couldn't eat them on a regular basis.
Those bombay bad boy pot noodles are reasonably hot, although they don't taste all that nice. It's all well and good them shoving tonnes of chilli sauce in there, but if it still tastes of cardboard, it's no better than the regular pot noodles.
they're not bad for a snack at night, but I couldn't eat them on a regular basis.
unknown kernel wrote:
> The salsa sauce is the best bit and definitely doesn't add hotness,
> only gorgeous flavour.
Your probably right there, maybe I should of poured it on.
Get down to your local shop and buy a pot! then we'll see whos a girl!
> The salsa sauce is the best bit and definitely doesn't add hotness,
> only gorgeous flavour.
Your probably right there, maybe I should of poured it on.
Get down to your local shop and buy a pot! then we'll see whos a girl!
You big girl, these things aren't even remotely hot. Well, maybe just a bit. In the old days this flavour used to be called Texan Hot Chilli and it was delicious; when they stopped selling them I cried.
The salsa sauce is the best bit and definitely doesn't add hotness, only gorgeous flavour.
The salsa sauce is the best bit and definitely doesn't add hotness, only gorgeous flavour.
I used to live on pot noodles-only the chicken ones though-but one night I wasn't well and i was sick. It was just noodles. There is something about bringing up noodles, especially when they get stuck in your throat and you have to pull it out!
Anyways, i went off them for a year and i've just started eating them again..mmm they taste so goooood!
Anyways, i went off them for a year and i've just started eating them again..mmm they taste so goooood!
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