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I haven’t really being the biggest fan of Pot Noodles since day one.
But the recent Seedy Sanchez Pot Noodle advert with the guitar playing Mexicans has been on so much i decided to buy my self a pot priced 79 pence.
Following the instructions on the back, I poured boiling water to the fill level, stirred it, left it, stirred it, added a bit more water, stirred it...
Then it said add the spicy salsa sauce.... I didn’t want to jump the gun just yet, so I tried it without the sauce. Umm, this is good.
*10 seconds later*
Arrrrgh! I ran to the kitchen and drank a whole 500ml carton of milk! My nose began to run; my eyes were streaming, and I broke into a big sweat! It was like exercise, and flu in one carton.
Foolishly I continued spooning the elastic-band-in-sauce into my mouth.
10 minutes later, the tub was empty, and my mouth was burning. I drank a lot of milk, and a ice cold bottle of tap water also known as Dasini!
It’s a good job I didn’t add the salsa sauce, god only knows what would of happened.
This pot noodle was a tasty snack, and was much better than all the other pot noodle's I’ve ever tasted. As it stands I would give it 8 out of 10 Which brings me to my next point....
As with everything, what goes in the mouth must come out the other end. Let’s hope my hot, spicy experience earlier isn’t repeated later on, either throwing up spicy rubber bands, or extricating Lava out the other end.
Sorry if I’ve being graphic, but I hope that I have given you Guys & Gals a insight to the new pot noodle. My advice would NOT to add the sauce!
I'll give you all an after effect score later on. But as it stands its 8 out of 10
79p and buy some milk for 19p that’s my tip!
Or spend £2 and buy a bottle of deodorizing body spray, and a pack of tissues, as well as the pot noodles and carton of milk for the symptoms mentioned above in bold italic!
Needless to say, in a week the crazy scientists will prove that this pot noodle will give you cancer.
Thank you,
:D iscodexy!
But the recent Seedy Sanchez Pot Noodle advert with the guitar playing Mexicans has been on so much i decided to buy my self a pot priced 79 pence.
Following the instructions on the back, I poured boiling water to the fill level, stirred it, left it, stirred it, added a bit more water, stirred it...
Then it said add the spicy salsa sauce.... I didn’t want to jump the gun just yet, so I tried it without the sauce. Umm, this is good.
*10 seconds later*
Arrrrgh! I ran to the kitchen and drank a whole 500ml carton of milk! My nose began to run; my eyes were streaming, and I broke into a big sweat! It was like exercise, and flu in one carton.
Foolishly I continued spooning the elastic-band-in-sauce into my mouth.
10 minutes later, the tub was empty, and my mouth was burning. I drank a lot of milk, and a ice cold bottle of tap water also known as Dasini!
It’s a good job I didn’t add the salsa sauce, god only knows what would of happened.
This pot noodle was a tasty snack, and was much better than all the other pot noodle's I’ve ever tasted. As it stands I would give it 8 out of 10 Which brings me to my next point....
As with everything, what goes in the mouth must come out the other end. Let’s hope my hot, spicy experience earlier isn’t repeated later on, either throwing up spicy rubber bands, or extricating Lava out the other end.
Sorry if I’ve being graphic, but I hope that I have given you Guys & Gals a insight to the new pot noodle. My advice would NOT to add the sauce!
I'll give you all an after effect score later on. But as it stands its 8 out of 10
79p and buy some milk for 19p that’s my tip!
Or spend £2 and buy a bottle of deodorizing body spray, and a pack of tissues, as well as the pot noodles and carton of milk for the symptoms mentioned above in bold italic!
Needless to say, in a week the crazy scientists will prove that this pot noodle will give you cancer.
Thank you,
:D iscodexy!
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Chow Mein is Mmmmmm.
Cuppa soups are better though ;)
Cuppa soups are better though ;)
Hehe, I bought a Pot Noodle: Bacon sizzler yesterday, and ate it.
It was one of the best I’d tasted, but all throughout the day, every time I burped I could taste it! It lasted for a good 12 hours, so its replay value was through the roof!
[B]7/10
It was one of the best I’d tasted, but all throughout the day, every time I burped I could taste it! It lasted for a good 12 hours, so its replay value was through the roof!
[B]7/10
I'll stick with the quthentic Chinese/Indian meals from Marks and Spencer's, thanks.
ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> those 'posh' noodles are complete @nal leakage.
I like them.
> those 'posh' noodles are complete @nal leakage.
I like them.
those 'posh' noodles are complete @nal leakage.
I tell you what, if you like noodles, or chinese noodle soup, get yourself one of those 'Shin Cups'. They sell them at Tesco and Sainsburys. In a bright red pot.
Quality, especially the spicy ones.
I tell you what, if you like noodles, or chinese noodle soup, get yourself one of those 'Shin Cups'. They sell them at Tesco and Sainsburys. In a bright red pot.
Quality, especially the spicy ones.
unknown kernel wrote:
> Wakka wrote:
> Chow Mein: 10/10
>
> Bleeuurgghh. Chow Mein makes me feel ill.
>
> Seedy Sanchez all the way.
Chow Mein kicks ass!
> Wakka wrote:
> Chow Mein: 10/10
>
> Bleeuurgghh. Chow Mein makes me feel ill.
>
> Seedy Sanchez all the way.
Chow Mein kicks ass!
Chicken is the only one I like really..although I did try a Pot Rice Korma the other night and it was awful.
Wakka wrote:
> Chow Mein: 10/10
Bleeuurgghh. Chow Mein makes me feel ill.
Seedy Sanchez all the way.
> Chow Mein: 10/10
Bleeuurgghh. Chow Mein makes me feel ill.
Seedy Sanchez all the way.
Disco Dexy wrote:
> Sizzlers?
> Are they a different make to Pot Noodle then?
No, it's called a Pot Noodle: Bacon sizzler.
> Sizzlers?
> Are they a different make to Pot Noodle then?
No, it's called a Pot Noodle: Bacon sizzler.
My favourite pot noodles are:
Beef and Tomato: 9/10
Chow Mein: 10/10
Chicken and Mushroom: 7/10
Seedy Sanchez: 8/10
Posh Noodle: 7/10
Beef and Tomato: 9/10
Chow Mein: 10/10
Chicken and Mushroom: 7/10
Seedy Sanchez: 8/10
Posh Noodle: 7/10
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