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"Conversation Starters...what are the classics?"

As a few of you know I'm going out with some students to a club but because they are students I only have a couple of things in common with a few of them. This means that apart from "Hi, how are you?","What you been doing?", "How's uni going?" and so on are the only things I can think of saying before i run out of ideas. Hopefully when we're all rat ar$ed I wont need to say anything but it's the whole sober stage at the start I need to fill. Come on, what should I say? I am sooooooo timid, take pity on me and tell me all your classic convo starters. Go on, thanks y'all

Blank wrote:
> Presuming it was a porcelain toilet, making it would take longer than
> five minutes.

7 minutes?

Presuming it was a porcelain toilet, making it would take longer than five minutes.

"time to make toilet!"

then go to the toilet for 5 minutes, that will pass a bit of time.

This one always works a treat:

"Two bacardis please. Oh, you don't work here?"

How about :

"You look a bit flustered, love. Sh*t the bed?"

Azul wrote:
> How about;
>
> "I ask people on an internet forum for advice on how to talk to
> people, while claiming I'll get drunk to give the impression I'm
> harder than... a hard man. What about you?"

What's hard about going out and getting drink? It's just what I'm going to do *rolls eyes*

Cub!st wrote:
> Don't be fooled by the pogs that I got,
> They're just, they're just Tazos in a frock
> Used to have a little now I gotta lot
> But I'm still a skank with no taste and a small penis and I smell like
> the poop and my Mummy thinks I am gay and I like to follow tramps
> around shopping centers and I can't ride a bike and I can't read and
> all that kind of stuff, yeah yeah yeah.

How about;

"I ask people on an internet forum for advice on how to talk to people, while claiming I'll get drunk to give the impression I'm harder than... a hard man. What about you?"

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Oh, 'how's you're Mum?" is always a great converstation starter.

"How's your father" is a better one.

Oh, 'how's you're Mum?" is always a great converstation starter.