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It's true.
I haven't played football in around 2 and a half years and today I went for a game of 5-a-side with some work mates. I used to be quite good, but now I pretty much suck.
My first touch was awful, couldn't control the ball for crap.
I scored one out of at least 5 chances I should have put away, conceded 3 when I was in goal and only had 2 runs with the ball of a length longer then 10m.
My shoes have no grip on them and I nearly ended up on my ass several times.
Me = sucking muchly today.
I haven't played football in around 2 and a half years and today I went for a game of 5-a-side with some work mates. I used to be quite good, but now I pretty much suck.
My first touch was awful, couldn't control the ball for crap.
I scored one out of at least 5 chances I should have put away, conceded 3 when I was in goal and only had 2 runs with the ball of a length longer then 10m.
My shoes have no grip on them and I nearly ended up on my ass several times.
Me = sucking muchly today.
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Wait ... where's the glaring innuendo?
Timmargh had a half-assed effort. But I expected more from a froum like this.
...
*ahem*
What are your rates like?
Timmargh had a half-assed effort. But I expected more from a froum like this.
...
*ahem*
What are your rates like?
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Timmargh had a half-assed effort.
*****
Sorry - brain is in "power save" mode.
> Timmargh had a half-assed effort.
*****
Sorry - brain is in "power save" mode.
Ergh, you just had to lower the tone, didn't you?
You've got a cameo in a story I'm writing, MARGH.
It's ... yeah, for your birthday.
Mmm.
It's ... yeah, for your birthday.
Mmm.
Only a cameo?
I should be the star! I was born to be a star...or a toaster, either is fine.
I should be the star! I was born to be a star...or a toaster, either is fine.
Ooh, goody!
*gets excited*
*awaits innuendo*
*gets excited*
*awaits innuendo*
Is the title, "Tim, sex on wheels"?
Although, in the originality stakes for guest Timmargh appearances, it rates rather low.
Guess what word(s) your dialogue includes.
Guess what word(s) your dialogue includes.
MYSTIQUE!
The title shalt be "The FF Losers Investigate."
Or something along those lines.
I written 2 pages with no a whiff of a plot in sight.
Hurrah for garbling.
Or something along those lines.
I written 2 pages with no a whiff of a plot in sight.
Hurrah for garbling.
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