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"I suck"

It's true.
I haven't played football in around 2 and a half years and today I went for a game of 5-a-side with some work mates. I used to be quite good, but now I pretty much suck.

My first touch was awful, couldn't control the ball for crap.

I scored one out of at least 5 chances I should have put away, conceded 3 when I was in goal and only had 2 runs with the ball of a length longer then 10m.

My shoes have no grip on them and I nearly ended up on my ass several times.

Me = sucking muchly today.

Is the title, "Tim, sex on wheels"?

Ooh, goody!

*gets excited*

*awaits innuendo*

Only a cameo?
I should be the star! I was born to be a star...or a toaster, either is fine.

You've got a cameo in a story I'm writing, MARGH.
It's ... yeah, for your birthday.
Mmm.

Ergh, you just had to lower the tone, didn't you?

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Timmargh had a half-assed effort.
*****

Sorry - brain is in "power save" mode.

Wait ... where's the glaring innuendo?
Timmargh had a half-assed effort. But I expected more from a froum like this.

...

*ahem*

What are your rates like?

I used to be quite good, played for a couple of teams, NOW I SUCK!

3 or four
three or 4

?

Funnily enough, I played football the other day and I haven't played for a good 3 or four years.
But, instead, I realised I'm actually a lot better than I thought I was.