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"Blokes, why get into fights?"

GRRRR!!!!! GRRR!!! etc etc

Darling wrote:
> I can just see the fights now? grr why, boys? why do you feel the need
> to fight?

I don't.

Me neither.

Memorandum! wrote:
> Darling wrote:
> I can just see the fights now? grr why, boys? why do you feel the
> need
> to fight?
>
> I don't.

You not male though, yes?

I never fight for two reasons;

1) I'd lose against most people
2) It's pointless. Except in life or death situations.

So no. I don't.

I only ever got into one fight... and it was probably over something trivial, as I really can't remember why it happened. I stay out of everyone's way most of the time so fights aren't a regular occurance in my life.

Of course I'm male.

The only fight ive got into, was when i was downtown at about 11 at night with 2 of my mates, both of which are little weak sods. anyway, we walked past this pub and these two drunk townies said "The pubs closed mate" and i said "im not going in the pub".....

"What did you call me?"
"I didnt call you anything"

Then he turned to his drunk friend and said
"Comon, i feel like a fight"
And his friend obviously wasnt as drunk as him and realised that number 1 i am 6'3" so i was alot bigger then both of them, and that there were 3 of us. so...

"I.. urr. dunno man... I aint sure"
Well, we decided to just walk off, then when we were walking through the town centre we noticed that these 2 had gone into the pub and came out with about 8 of their friends who were running after us.

So i stoped and turned around, because i couldnt be bothered to run and i was in the mood to kick some towny ass. (I also noticed that my two friends had run away and were no where to be seen, the weeds)

Well any way, these stupid townies decided to try and attack me one by one, and one by one i beat them up. After a couple of minutes they one of them had the brains to shout "comon lets do one" and they all ran off shouting "meehh mehh" in a sterio typical townie voice.

So, in a nut shell, that's why we need to fight. Good story too.

I've never been in a fight for 2 reasons:

1)Everyone loves me
2)Those who don't soon will.

Although if I did I think I'm the kind of guy who'd go totally mental and keep punching until they stop moving.

snake12 wrote:
> its well fun gettin into fights especialy when that red stuff comes
> out of your nose when they punch you . hahahahahahaha.

I like many thing about this post.
1) You can't remember what blood is called.
2) You're only experience of a fight involves being punched, not punching.
3) You utter moronity.

So, in other words,
A-blab-blab

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> 3) You utter moronity.

FFF, it hurts me to do this, believe me, it really does.

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