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"How lucky am i??"

Last night went clubbing with my mates. Afterwards two of my mates walked off so I sat on a wall to wait for them because we was all getting in a cab. There were bushes behind this wall..just little bushes because the wall surrounded the bushes and it was quite low.

I was sitting on the wall singing the beenie man song..''i want a dude who will do me in his van'' and my mate thought he'd jump on me. I had my phone in my coat pocket so it must have slipped out into the bushes. I didn't realise until we was half way home in the cab.

So this morning I went all the way to the club..to the wall I was sitting on..and there in the bushes was my phone still working despite the rain!

How lucky is that? Anyone could have walked past and saw it and taken it! And it would only have taken one person to sit on the wall to see it!

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> jim-hat wrote:
> That story was so nearly a story about rape.
> Anyway, thanks for the story.
>
> That was the very first thing I thought as well. I expected it to
> continue with someone getting raped in the same place half an hour
> later or something.


Sorry but I thought the same too >_< luckily Darling is safe and she found her favourite mobile so all is right with the world. Except maybe what happened in Spain, oh and all the other terrible things.

To be honest i did think it too.

jim-hat wrote:
> That story was so nearly a story about rape.
> Anyway, thanks for the story.

That was the very first thing I thought as well. I expected it to continue with someone getting raped in the same place half an hour later or something.

But no, such trivialities have no place in an anecdote about the near loss of a Nokia.

Azul wrote:

> And jim-hat - do some more poems. H

On the way, sometime.

Darling wrote:
> eh? Ok i understand what he talking about
>
> Jim's mind..Bushes=Rape

It was just the image playing out in my mind. Dark night, lonely, late, bushes, a "friend" 'creeping' on you.

eh? Ok i understand what he talking about

Jim's mind..Bushes=Rape

Go jim-hat...

And in this case, I agree with jim-hat.

You're merely dismissing him because you cannot comprehend in the slightest what he meant.
So jim-hat = winnAr.

And jim-hat - do some more poems. Hopefully with stoats.

ÂLŠ†ÂÎR don't MAKE ME LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON UR GAMECUBE ASSSsss IF YOU SMELLlll WHAT IM COOKiNn'?????

Darling wrote:
> ah right lol...
>
> Anyways guys I'm off to bed, i got work tomorrow morning (grr) and
> i've had 4 hours sleep!
>
> Nighty xx

Pleasant dreams.