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"How lucky am i??"

Last night went clubbing with my mates. Afterwards two of my mates walked off so I sat on a wall to wait for them because we was all getting in a cab. There were bushes behind this wall..just little bushes because the wall surrounded the bushes and it was quite low.

I was sitting on the wall singing the beenie man song..''i want a dude who will do me in his van'' and my mate thought he'd jump on me. I had my phone in my coat pocket so it must have slipped out into the bushes. I didn't realise until we was half way home in the cab.

So this morning I went all the way to the club..to the wall I was sitting on..and there in the bushes was my phone still working despite the rain!

How lucky is that? Anyone could have walked past and saw it and taken it! And it would only have taken one person to sit on the wall to see it!

As I say, you'd be arrogant to believe I would want you to like me, having such poor taste in humour and all.
Now stop being a geeky little rodent and put Family Fortunes back on so you can roll around on the floor, laughing your rolly polly cheeks off.
xx

jim-hat wrote:
> But then again you find Jim Davidson and Roy Chubby Brown hilarious.
> I think I would rather be disliked by you, thanks;
> hugs and kisses jim-hat
> xxxx

Its better than parading yourself as a clown pretending to crack funny jokes. These comedians plan to be funny yet strangely enough I can't figure out whether you are just unintentionally funny on a regular basis or you try yet miserably fail.

jim-hat wrote:
> I think I would rather be disliked by you, thanks;
> hugs and kisses jim-hat
> xxxx

What a tactful way to say "up-yours pal!".

ÂLŠ†ÂÎR wrote:

> Yes many people laughed, as did/do I. Sadly your only come back is a
> reutn to a 2 year old post which is quite frankly damn hilarious,
> something you haven't perfected the art of.

But then again you find Jim Davidson and Roy Chubby Brown hilarious. I think I would rather be disliked by you, thanks;
hugs and kisses jim-hat
xxxx

Azul wrote:
> if you understand what I mean.

I do.

jim-hat wrote:
> ÂLŠ†ÂÎR don't MAKE ME LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON UR
> GAMECUBE ASSSsss IF YOU SMELLlll WHAT IM COOKiNn'?????

Yes many people laughed, as did/do I. Sadly your only come back is a reutn to a 2 year old post which is quite frankly damn hilarious, something you haven't perfected the art of.

cookie monster wrote:
> I may be going out on a limb here but if Darling got raped i can't see
> her posting a topic entitled "How lucky am i??".
>
> I can't belive we are talking about rape either.

Agreed.

But all I'm saying is, is that the imagery played up the a scene of...rape... perfectly, if you understand what I mean.

jim-hat wrote:
> Azul wrote:
>
> And jim-hat - do some more poems. H
>
> On the way, sometime.

Rejoice.

I may be going out on a limb here but if Darling got raped i can't see her posting a topic entitled "How lucky am i??".

I can't believe we are talking about rape either.

jim-hat wrote:
> ÂLŠ†ÂÎR don't MAKE ME LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON UR
> GAMECUBE ASSSsss IF YOU SMELLlll WHAT IM COOKiNn'?????

Ha ha.