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"How lucky am i??"

Last night went clubbing with my mates. Afterwards two of my mates walked off so I sat on a wall to wait for them because we was all getting in a cab. There were bushes behind this wall..just little bushes because the wall surrounded the bushes and it was quite low.

I was sitting on the wall singing the beenie man song..''i want a dude who will do me in his van'' and my mate thought he'd jump on me. I had my phone in my coat pocket so it must have slipped out into the bushes. I didn't realise until we was half way home in the cab.

So this morning I went all the way to the club..to the wall I was sitting on..and there in the bushes was my phone still working despite the rain!

How lucky is that? Anyone could have walked past and saw it and taken it! And it would only have taken one person to sit on the wall to see it!

I love/hate all/none of you.

ÂLŠ†ÂÎR wrote:
> I am quite literally cryig with laughter

Yes, I am quite funny! Especially at 4.18am!

I am quite literally cryig with laughter that you are up at 4:18am making completely insignificant comments that make even Jim Hat look remotely funny.

Flapping around? By the looks of it you have had a retarded fit trying to catch up with my posts.

Ho ho!

ÂLŠ†ÂÎR wrote:
> Where does 'like' come into it? Ah right I am the geeky rodent yet you
> come online to get people to like you? I see.


AHAHAHAHA!!!!

I am quite literally almost crying with laughter at another Ali 'no-self-awareness-whatsoever' stair post. Superb. More of this sort of lip wobbling, rattle throwing tantrum stuff ASAP. If you need a bit of ammo then imagine that I disagree with your opinion of a popular videogame of the day!

You're a classy bird

And this, mes copains, is why I love the jim-hat so.

Absolute utter comic genius, with such pizass and style. Seriously.

Oooh ÂLŠ†ÂÎR darling, you are such a rascal.
I hope, one day, I could perhaps touch on the GENIUS you show, or perhaps, the TENASITY
But, my clown like ways will never leave me :'( :'( :'(
I am sorry, my love, for this obvious distress I have caused you.
May you live in peace,
love your bestest friend
jim-hat

I thought you would be more lucky not losing your phone in the first place.

Where does 'like' come into it? Ah right I am the geeky rodent yet you come online to get people to like you? I see.

Ho ho!

Oh and as for the other comment, you probably don't even know what I am referring to so you would be best sticking with your Tyson is like Ali comments...

Alistair, you make no point what so ever...