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does any 1 no when red dwarf will next be shown on normal t.v. I am waiting for them to show series 8+7 Also ne 1 no about the red dwarf film that is being made

The sheer simplicity it what is amazing though.
It's just... excellent.

A favourite bit of mine doesn't work too well on paper, you'd have to see it.

It's when Lister is trying to teach Kryten how to lie. He's holding up a banana, and trying to get him to say it's an orange.

"What is it Kryten?"
"An orrrrr. An orrr. It's no use, sir"
"Just take yer time, what is it?"
"It's an orrrr. *Breath* An orrrrrrrrrrrr. It's a small off duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden"

I thought that was genius. You do really have to see that for it to work though.

Kryten's CPU: Remain calm, Kryten -- this is your CPU speaking. There has been an accident. Both your legs have been crushed beyond repair. Your ambulatory system has been destroyed, and your life expectancy is currently estimated at 67 minutes. If there is any further news we will keep you updated. In the meantime, here is a little music.

I've already run him over. Twice.

The sagacious one wrote:
> I >
> The crumby plot, lack of characters and the general paucity of
> chuckles. It is a blatant low grade clone of Men Behaving Badly...no
> hang on a minute I'm thinking of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of
> Crisps.

Thank God. I was preparing the axe.

I'm a competitive man Kryten. It's what makes me what I am.

We're all perfectly aware of what you are, sir.

great, probably my favourite comedy. apparently they're having slight money troubles. so if anyone has £130 million to hand you know where to spend it.

Red Dwarf = God.

"Lets switch to red alert"
"Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb"

So you could say "Two Half Pints and a Packet of Crisps".

Get it? Dwarfs? I'm wasted here.

I hate Red Dwarf.

The crumby plot, lack of characters and the general paucity of chuckles. It is a blatant low grade clone of Men Behaving Badly...no hang on a minute I'm thinking of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.

English_Bloke wrote:
> What's the name of the puppet that Rimmer uses when he goes a little crazzzzay?

cookie monster wrote:
> Mr Flibble.
*****

*Mr. Flibble whispers in Rimmer's ear*
"Oh, we couldn't do that Mr. Flibble! Who'd clean up the mess?"

cookie monster wrote:
> Even more pedantic, it was smoke me a kipper i'll be back for breakfast.
*****

Oh, yeah - didn't read that far as I couldn't see through the red mist.