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"How to achive 103% in Life?"

This is my original work, and has not been copeyed from any website.
This has been posted again to get new audience:

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%." Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. How does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following.

IF :

A = 1 B = 2 C = 3 D = 4
E = 5 F = 6 G = 7 H = 8
I = 9 J = 10 K = 11 L = 12
M = 13 N = 14 O = 15 P = 16
Q = 17 R = 18 S = 19 T = 20
U = 21 V = 22 W = 23 X = 24
Y = 25 Z = 26



Then:

H A R D W O R K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

Similarly,


K N O W L E D G E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

But interesting (and as you'd expect),


A T T I T U D E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%..... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is


B U L L S H I T =
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%!
And when youe teachers say they want you paying 100% attention, now you know what they really mean.

Originaly done by [U] Kernel

Yay for copied posts.

Yeah, ignore how I proved you copied this.
I don't really care, mind, I just think it's a bit sad you tried to pass it off as your own.

Being straight will give you 102%.
*Shrugs*

gerrid wrote:
> W O R R Y I N G
>
> 129%
>
> I = winnur

NOOOOOOOO,
You were about to, but BEAT 146%,
NOT LISTNING

I never thought it'd make me a winner, or well for now.

XENOPHOBIC
24,5,14,15,16,8,15,2,9,3 = 111

Ohhhh interesting, although I don't advise you to be xenophobic.

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Excuse the address of the top one, it was the first one google found.
Here are some more though:

[URL]http://www.bootstrap.org/dkr/discussion/3423.html[/URL]
[URL]http://www.sniksnak.com/jokester/jotw/22003.txt[/URL]


I was curious after he plugged it as his own work, especially how the main part of it read fine until his retarded spelling at the end.

W O R R Y I N G

129%

I = winnur

Kernel wrote:
> Kernel wrote:
> Memorandum! wrote:
> I find it hilarious that you spelt your own name wrong at the end.
> D`OH
>
> I fixed it anyway, no not the text! I changed my name :¬( ,
> stupid thing to do.
>
> Anyway, i have found out that you actually spell it Kernel. in the
> army, you write it as Colonel, but pronounce it as kernel.
>
> Anyway,


Lmao......

True.

(Like the Budwieser advert.)

Aah, b******t is good.

Kernel wrote:
> Memorandum! wrote:
> I find it hilarious that you spelt your own name wrong at the end.
> D`OH

I fixed it anyway, no not the text! I changed my name :¬( , stupid thing to do.

Anyway, i have found out that you actually spell it Kernel. in the army, you write it as Colonel, but pronounce it as kernel.

Anyway,