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"How to achive 103% in Life?"

This is my original work, and has not been copeyed from any website.
This has been posted again to get new audience:

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%." Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. How does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following.

IF :

A = 1 B = 2 C = 3 D = 4
E = 5 F = 6 G = 7 H = 8
I = 9 J = 10 K = 11 L = 12
M = 13 N = 14 O = 15 P = 16
Q = 17 R = 18 S = 19 T = 20
U = 21 V = 22 W = 23 X = 24
Y = 25 Z = 26



Then:

H A R D W O R K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

Similarly,


K N O W L E D G E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

But interesting (and as you'd expect),


A T T I T U D E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%..... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is


B U L L S H I T =
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%!
And when youe teachers say they want you paying 100% attention, now you know what they really mean.

Originaly done by [U] Kernel

JESUS IS LORD gets you 151 points, plus eternal life.

In life, you should sleep a lot... which =

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ x infinity

So I win.

In life, you have to be S U S P I C I O U S.
It gives you 151% achieved. Beat that!

The spelling mistake in bludgeoning also nets me a U instead of an O, even more points.

B L U D G E O N I N G K E R N A L T O D E A T H

That bags me

*Counts*

205

EDIT: I edited out my typo.

Memorandum! wrote:
> I find it hilarious that you spelt your own name wrong at the end.

*

I find it hilarious that Kernal achieves 103% every day.

HA!!!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

As in, that's very, very boring/copied.

I think you'll find the word is spelt 'listening'.

And what the hell does it matter anyway?

Messy wrote:
> W O N D E R F U L
>
> 118%
>
> I'm special.

well, you might be.
But beat 148%!!!

NOT LISTNING got me the lead!

W O N D E R F U L

118%

I'm special.