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Tue 09/03/04 at 18:35
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This is my original work, and has not been copeyed from any website.
This has been posted again to get new audience:

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%." Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. How does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following.

IF :

A = 1 B = 2 C = 3 D = 4
E = 5 F = 6 G = 7 H = 8
I = 9 J = 10 K = 11 L = 12
M = 13 N = 14 O = 15 P = 16
Q = 17 R = 18 S = 19 T = 20
U = 21 V = 22 W = 23 X = 24
Y = 25 Z = 26



Then:

H A R D W O R K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

Similarly,


K N O W L E D G E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

But interesting (and as you'd expect),


A T T I T U D E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%..... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is


B U L L S H I T =
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%!
And when youe teachers say they want you paying 100% attention, now you know what they really mean.

Originaly done by [U] Kernel
Sat 13/03/04 at 10:55
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Black hole wrote:
> Try mine on for size,
>
> THEMANWHOWASNOTSUSPICIOUSABOUTJUPITERBUTINSPECTEDURANUS
>
> There you go, 748% of your life achieved, bet you want to be a
> proctologist now?

THEMANWHOWASNOTSUSPICIOUSABOUTJUPITERBUTINSPECTEDURANUSTHEN DIED

haha, I use other people record to brake their own record against them, just by adding a bit on!

817%, I dont know why I put the title for this post ' how to achive [U] 103% '
Thu 11/03/04 at 12:14
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THEQUICKBROWNFOXJUMPEDOVERTHELAZYDOG

By using all the letters in the alphabet you manage to get 351% achievement in life, what a rip.
Thu 11/03/04 at 12:09
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Try mine on for size,

THEMANWHOWASNOTSUSPICIOUSABOUTJUPITERBUTINSPECTEDURANUS

There you go, 748% of your life achieved, bet you want to be a proctologist now?
Wed 10/03/04 at 20:24
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Zig zag wrote:
> You have to be:
>
> T H E M A N W H O W A S S U S P I C I O U S A B O U T J U P I T E R
>
> It gives you 459% of life achieved. Beat that.

Ok,
T H E M A N W H O W A S N O T S U S P I C I O U S A B O U T J U P I T E R

Its not the same, and it counts!

[U]508%
Wed 10/03/04 at 16:34
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You have to be:

T H E M A N W H O W A S S U S P I C I O U S A B O U T J U P I T E R

It gives you 459% of life achieved. Beat that.
Wed 10/03/04 at 14:50
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Rickoss wrote:
> I already said that, fool! [Mr. T: 1966 - 2004]

*

Y O U R M U M

What's the percentage there? HA!
Wed 10/03/04 at 14:17
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P-L-A-G-I-A-R-I-S-M

16+12+1+7+9+1+18+9+19+13

= 105%

Amusing.
Wed 10/03/04 at 13:38
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TIMMARGH!!!




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Wed 10/03/04 at 10:35
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Albino-Man wrote:
> In life, you should sleep a lot... which =
>
> ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ x infinity
>
> So I win.

I already said that, fool! [Mr. T: 1966 - 2004]
Wed 10/03/04 at 09:47
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S U P E R C A L I F R A G I L I S T I C E X P I A L I D O C I O U S

370%

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