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We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%." Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. How does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following.
IF :
A = 1 B = 2 C = 3 D = 4
E = 5 F = 6 G = 7 H = 8
I = 9 J = 10 K = 11 L = 12
M = 13 N = 14 O = 15 P = 16
Q = 17 R = 18 S = 19 T = 20
U = 21 V = 22 W = 23 X = 24
Y = 25 Z = 26
Then:
H A R D W O R K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%
Similarly,
K N O W L E D G E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%
But interesting (and as you'd expect),
A T T I T U D E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%..... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.
But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is
B U L L S H I T =
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%!
And when youe teachers say they want you paying 100% attention, now you know what they really mean.
Originaly done by [U] Kernel
> Try mine on for size,
>
> THEMANWHOWASNOTSUSPICIOUSABOUTJUPITERBUTINSPECTEDURANUS
>
> There you go, 748% of your life achieved, bet you want to be a
> proctologist now?
THEMANWHOWASNOTSUSPICIOUSABOUTJUPITERBUTINSPECTEDURANUSTHEN DIED
haha, I use other people record to brake their own record against them, just by adding a bit on!
817%, I dont know why I put the title for this post ' how to achive [U] 103% '
By using all the letters in the alphabet you manage to get 351% achievement in life, what a rip.
THEMANWHOWASNOTSUSPICIOUSABOUTJUPITERBUTINSPECTEDURANUS
There you go, 748% of your life achieved, bet you want to be a proctologist now?
> You have to be:
>
> T H E M A N W H O W A S S U S P I C I O U S A B O U T J U P I T E R
>
> It gives you 459% of life achieved. Beat that.
Ok,
T H E M A N W H O W A S N O T S U S P I C I O U S A B O U T J U P I T E R
Its not the same, and it counts!
[U]508%
T H E M A N W H O W A S S U S P I C I O U S A B O U T J U P I T E R
It gives you 459% of life achieved. Beat that.
> I already said that, fool! [Mr. T: 1966 - 2004]
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Y O U R M U M
What's the percentage there? HA!
16+12+1+7+9+1+18+9+19+13
= 105%
Amusing.
89
> In life, you should sleep a lot... which =
>
> ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ x infinity
>
> So I win.
I already said that, fool! [Mr. T: 1966 - 2004]
370%
Get Down.