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Every Saturday , I go to privata classes at 2:00 O'clock , and then return home at aout 5:30 , and today when I got back I noticed something strange when I turned on my pc , the recycle bin was full , and I am absolutely sure that I never leave any files in the recycle bin , I always empty it after deleting any files , so I opened it , and I found porn , so I knew that my brother was watching porn while I was away , offcourse I won't tell my parents , and I don't know what to do , should I talk to him or what ?? Can anyone help me please ?

unknown kernel wrote:
> If you haven't had a ham shank then you're bound to have had a wet
> dream, and that's basically just your brain tossing you off instead
> of your hand: therefore you're going to hell anyway.
In my relegion having a wet dream is regular and allowed since it's not up to you , and actually it's neccessary , because there is not much space for all this sperm

gold chocobo, I think you're spoiling this thread with your constant attempts to steer the conversation away from self-abuse. Poor show.

you say that your stores only sell EA games, then why did you post a hint metal gear solid 2? that wasn't made by EA so how would you of know any hints?

Haha

Brainsex

If you haven't had a ham shank then you're bound to have had a wet dream, and that's basically just your brain tossing you off instead of your hand: therefore you're going to hell anyway.

gold chocobo wrote:
> Egyptian stores only sell EA games , so I have to buy games from here
> , and Egyptian forums are the most unbeleivable crap I've ever seen
> ,
> the Egyptians seem to suffer from mental retardation
>
> You have to kidding me, this is a total hoax, why would you take the
> **** out of your own country? and also, do you know why Egyptions
> only sell EA games?
Because EA is the only game company that has a branch in an Arabian country (Dubai) , and that's because Fifa is the most popular game in Egypt , in addition to most movie tie ins , the Egyptians never heard of Final Fantasy , Metal Gear Solid or Zelda before , I told you they are retarded

The prostate thing is true, meaning you have more a chance of getting it so I suggest you go crack one off. You don't know what you're missing.

homosh wrote:
> It causes short eye sight and prostate gland cancer , and yes you can
> go to hell for that

That's all inconclusive, most likely told to you as fact though to further discourage you from it but I read a newspaper article once (about a month ago) that said men who \/\/ank regularly are LESS likely to get prostate cancer than those that don't. The short eye-sight thing is a myth and the whole going to hell thing cannot be proven and is therefore an invalid point really.

homosh wrote:

> I read in a magazine before that it causes short eye sight

That comes from the same book of myths that says having homosexual sex gives you aids.

That is indeed one of the funniest posts I've ever seen

And you have had a protein shake, don't lie God will know.