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"My mother thinks I do coke"

"Coke" being crack cocaine.
As some of you may or may not know, I am a pyrotechnics fan it is one of my hobbies. Anyway, if you are accuainted with KNO3 "sugar smoke" you will know that you need KNO3 (Potassium nitrate, a salty type powder) and icing sugar to make it in the ration 60:40. So, I spilt a little icing sugar a while ago when making some sugar smoke, and my mother found it and a burnt out beaker in a drawer.
"Son, whats this white powder in your drawer? Is it drugs?"
"No, of course it isn't you ignorant woman."
*Gives me a dubious look*


Peoples ignorance, tut tut.

...who isn't an addict ofcourse

I was waiting for someone to suggest that HHAT. Lol imagine the look on her face or the face of any mother.

Offer her a line.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> My mother thinks I do coke.
> Well, she my dealer, so she'll probably figure it out eventually.

Marry me.

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> You can get pretty wrecked off icing sugar.
>
> *takes another toke*

Funniest thing I read all day.

Yes, I'm deprived.

if my parents knew the stuff I'd got up to in my life, I think they'd be quite surprised.

My parents used to think I was on drugs; smoking joints whilst snorting coke and injecting smack into a large vein every night, whilst drinking vodka and sleeping with hookers.

Of course I wasn't, but since I was a young teenager going out on a night, I *had* to be doing it. They read the Daily Mail, y'know.

RoJ wrote:
> Messy wrote:
> LMAO FFF... Jesus, you really crack me up...
>
>
> Is that an intentional pun?

Aye, it were. Clever, non?

Borat wrote:
>take your mouse away?

Yeah. Computer mouse. It's like being grounded except my Mum is all too eager to kick me outta the house. And I'm too eager to kick her out. It's a good arrangment.

Messy wrote:
> LMAO FFF... Jesus, you really crack me up...


Is that an intentional pun?

take your mouse away?