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"My mother thinks I do coke"

"Coke" being crack cocaine.
As some of you may or may not know, I am a pyrotechnics fan it is one of my hobbies. Anyway, if you are accuainted with KNO3 "sugar smoke" you will know that you need KNO3 (Potassium nitrate, a salty type powder) and icing sugar to make it in the ration 60:40. So, I spilt a little icing sugar a while ago when making some sugar smoke, and my mother found it and a burnt out beaker in a drawer.
"Son, whats this white powder in your drawer? Is it drugs?"
"No, of course it isn't you ignorant woman."
*Gives me a dubious look*


Peoples ignorance, tut tut.

"Coke" being crack cocaine.
As some of you may or may not know, I am a pyrotechnics fan it is one of my hobbies. Anyway, if you are accuainted with KNO3 "sugar smoke" you will know that you need KNO3 (Potassium nitrate, a salty type powder) and icing sugar to make it in the ration 60:40. So, I spilt a little icing sugar a while ago when making some sugar smoke, and my mother found it and a burnt out beaker in a drawer.
"Son, whats this white powder in your drawer? Is it drugs?"
"No, of course it isn't you ignorant woman."
*Gives me a dubious look*


Peoples ignorance, tut tut.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

You can get pretty wrecked off icing sugar.

*takes another toke*

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> You can get pretty wrecked off icing sugar.
>
> *takes another toke*

Yeah, never mix it with orange sherbert either.

Thats just asking for trouble.

Ha ha ha!


So she thought you was doing coke...

Does she not know about the pyrotechnics? In which case she has jumped the druggy son hurdle just has to deal with the 'my son is dabbling in illegal pyrotechnics hurdle'

:P

She knows but does not approve.

could have been worse - she could have found you with your lad in your hand, hunched double, pumping your fist to 'linda from chepstow'.

My mother thinks I do coke.
Well, she my dealer, so she'll probably figure it out eventually.

Hehe

'No of course it isn't, you ignorant woman'

I love being my mothers son. I'm taller, heavier and less sensible than her. She on the other hand is small, funny and most peculiar. I can say things like that to her.

heh.

LMAO FFF... Jesus, you really crack me up...

I'm bigger than my Mum now. And stronger (raaaah). Which is good. Because now she can't take my mouse away when I get bad reports from school (because I don't 'apply' myself or something).