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"English_Bloke..."

Just thought I'd let you know...

You've inspired me to take out two years after Uni to be a policeman.

*nods*

yeah, just the other week I saw some local copper get hit by a 25 kiloton nuclear yield cruise missile. poor guy.

although I was stood 60 miles away at the time, with extremely good binoculars, that were shielded from the effects of extreme UV radiation.

And WMD.

Seriously.

and being shot with harpoons, there was one of those around my area

And guns. Don't forget being shot with guns.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Emperor Xerxes Q.C. wrote:
> Yeah but you also get stabbed with knifes.
>
> You have been warned.
>
> How very fitting.

You forgot the bottles. Silly.

Emperor Xerxes Q.C. wrote:
> Yeah but you also get stabbed with knifes.
>
> You have been warned.

How very fitting.

*drinks anti-knifing serum* Let them do their worst.

Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> Yeah, today at work I said "Being a Policeman would be fun cos
> you get to chase people".

Yeah but you also get stabbed with knifes.

You have been warned.

Yeah, today at work I said "Being a Policeman would be fun cos you get to chase people".

I want to try and get an education but THEN as I am in my last year at uni apply for the police and become a police officer while developing my media career when I'm not on one of my shifts. I mean look how often E_B is on here. Must have more free time than he's letting on. Anyway yeh I want to keep that as a steady form of income until I can get my perfect media job which right now if anyone asks is to be a commercial radio presenter. At least that's what I'm telling the person at my radio presenting interview is my life long ambition. Aint I a sly one?;)