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"English_Bloke..."

Just thought I'd let you know...

You've inspired me to take out two years after Uni to be a policeman.

*nods*

See, we're not all bad...I am however!
MWUHAHAHAHA!

English_Bloke wrote:
> I'm watching the woman biting the blokes ear off

yeah - nice ....

I think we told everyone's parents we were staying at somebody elses house.

Ah back in the days when I was a young scally wag

English_Bloke wrote:
> As long as you weren’t swearing or being "disorderly" and
> were willing to go home, and could get home safely by yourself then
> they wouldn't chuck...sorry, I mean "place" you in the van.

I think I said something like:

" Sorry, we were camping in a field but left because bloody cows/sheep or whatever was in it so we came back just to wait here until its late enough to wake up parents to get home. We'll move if its causing any trouble. "

We moved on and went to the shop later on to get breakfast.

They were very nice about it, they also helped catch someone that beat a friend up.

I'm watching the woman biting the blokes ear off

"You'll never take me alive coppers!!"

(I saw a rear bumper sticker with that on the other week)

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> and was very apologetic the next morning

Most people are, which is what makes it so funny.

As long as you weren’t swearing or being "disorderly" and were willing to go home, and could get home safely by yourself then they wouldn't chuck...sorry, I mean "place" you in the van.

nope. still, I find drunk and dangerous highly entertaining. I've been arrested for drunk and disorderly after shouting abuse at police, and was very apologetic the next morning, so I can completely understand how stupid it can get.

I have a lot of respect for people having to put up with that every week.

English_Bloke wrote:
> SHEEPY wrote:
> I would still have thrown me in the van though.
>
> How far gone were you?

I wasn't sober but I wasn't really drunk, we just wanted somewhere to sleep till we could go home.