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"My Ex Girlfriend.."

This girl I was seeing about two years ago for a couple of months left school after getting GCSEs and I hadn't really heard much from her since (the breakup wasnt too good so we didnt really talk a whole lot)

Anyway I found out today she's got a 4 month old kid.

I dont know why but this kind of really shocked me. Not just that she's "another stupid teenager wrecking her life" but because she was close to me and, well, I could be a daddy now if we hadn't broken up.

I know life is one giant "what if" question, but this just kind of meant something to me.

On another note my friend (he's 16) is seeing a 21 year old woman who beleives he is a biologist (some people eh), and I got a Boxcar racer album today for £2.97, and 4 t-shirts.

Life is good.

That is just low now.

Ooh, I can hear the others' gasps from here! :P

So I'd say " I know because we had to call out the search and rescue to find your nuts last Friday night"

"But you must?! Otherwise how did you pleasure yourself caressing your chest? Two aspirin on an ironing board!"

Ginge is anything but a little kid....

Lil Ginge wrote:
> You term making love to your wife as 'banging'!?

Before i go, i must answer this little kid's queries...

Yes banging.. that's the most accurate description I can give
>
> Complain about some washing up??
there are A LOT of plates
>
> Who has a lack of responsibility sorry?
hohoho, when you grow up you will understand

And I'd say, "it's hard to when all I've got to work with is peas"

Chowy howy.

Lindgren wrote:
> And I'd be "OI! Dipstick! You get out here so i can show you how
> kicking in the nuts is really done!"

And I'd be all like, "you don't know nothing about nuts or how to operate them!"

my wife is calling me again, probably complaining about how sugary the cookies the elves made are.

Honestly, she can't enjoy anything sweet

i bid ye all farewell

Heh. You might WISH you could sleep for two months, and I'm guessing your getting closer to it all the time.