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"A good way to chat up a girl"

Tell me how

Please :-)

Offer to warm her up?
Or was it one of those that really shouldn't have been wearing that?

I saw a lass a few weeks back in fish-net stockings...I want to know what boat she got the nets from.

I saw someone in a really short skirt the other day. It was snowing, so it must have felt like she was getting shot in the legs!

No, she was really cute, about 18, brunette dressed in clubbing gear even though it was "nippy".

Was she really skanky then?

monkey_man wrote:
> Ha ha, make sure no-one does it in your hat before you put it on...

Heh, some really cute girl asked me if she could try my hat on the other day. I just said, "no, you could have nits for all I know", she hit me on the arm and pinched me ass...I threatened to arrest her for ass-aulting a police officer.

English_Bloke wrote:
> monkey_man wrote:
> "You know what would look good on you?"
> "No, what?"
> "My spunk"
>
> It's nice of you to offer...but, no thanks.

Ha ha, make sure no-one does it in your hat before you put it on...

monkey_man wrote:
> "You know what would look good on you?"
> "No, what?"
> "My spunk"

It's nice of you to offer...but, no thanks.

Ha ha
Niiice

"You know what would look good on you?"
"No, what?"
"My spunk"

Mystique wrote:
> This one always works when I chat up the ladies...
>
> "Hey, how *you* doin'?
>
> Every.Time.

Worked on me too, babe.