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Tell me how
Please :-)
Please :-)
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heh
Lil Ginge wrote:
> You dont want her to think you are a sweet
> homosexual student looking for a nice lady friend to discuss
> foundations and eyebrow plucking with..
So that's where I always go wrong!
> You dont want her to think you are a sweet
> homosexual student looking for a nice lady friend to discuss
> foundations and eyebrow plucking with..
So that's where I always go wrong!
Lil Ginge wrote:
> DO NOT GO WITH DIRTY CHAT UP LINES!! -'grab ya coat darling youve
> pulled'
Ah thats where i have been going wrong all these years :P
> DO NOT GO WITH DIRTY CHAT UP LINES!! -'grab ya coat darling youve
> pulled'
Ah thats where i have been going wrong all these years :P
Hugo bass..... *laughs arseoff whilst rolling on floor*
Now thats a guden even i will admit that was funny.
Anyways, be a gentlemen, try wearing aftershave (and washing generally)...
Pick something about her that looks nice.. and say so. Ask her if she is ok?? Buy her a drink? Be funny but not a clown
DO NOT GO WITH DIRTY CHAT UP LINES!! -'oi oi darlin, it musta hurt when ya fell outta heaven' or.. 'is that a ladder ... to your stairway to heaven!' or of course 'grab ya coat darling youve pulled'
Do not even go with the how ya like ya eggs darlin?? Be cute, sweet, charming yet masculine. You dont want her to think you are a sweet homosexual student looking for a nice lady friend to discuss foundations and eyebrow plucking with..
Go forth and spread your flirtatious odours!
Now thats a guden even i will admit that was funny.
Anyways, be a gentlemen, try wearing aftershave (and washing generally)...
Pick something about her that looks nice.. and say so. Ask her if she is ok?? Buy her a drink? Be funny but not a clown
DO NOT GO WITH DIRTY CHAT UP LINES!! -'oi oi darlin, it musta hurt when ya fell outta heaven' or.. 'is that a ladder ... to your stairway to heaven!' or of course 'grab ya coat darling youve pulled'
Do not even go with the how ya like ya eggs darlin?? Be cute, sweet, charming yet masculine. You dont want her to think you are a sweet homosexual student looking for a nice lady friend to discuss foundations and eyebrow plucking with..
Go forth and spread your flirtatious odours!
I usually just spit in their faces and say:
"aaaaawoight?"
"aaaaawoight?"
Buck1 wrote:
> Tell me how
>
> Please :-)
well it depends on your best feature,but i always used my eyes as the bait,and when they come over,don't talk to much,listen to what they've got to say,and don't give to much of yourself away.
> Tell me how
>
> Please :-)
well it depends on your best feature,but i always used my eyes as the bait,and when they come over,don't talk to much,listen to what they've got to say,and don't give to much of yourself away.
English_Bloke wrote:
> Well, I tell the “tale” of my 12-inch….and I’m never believed.
> 12 is scary though
13 is more scary though. My pianist is 47". Imagine that.
> Well, I tell the “tale” of my 12-inch….and I’m never believed.
> 12 is scary though
13 is more scary though. My pianist is 47". Imagine that.
Well, I tell the “tale” of my 12-inch….and I’m never believed.
12 is scary though
12 is scary though
English_Bloke wrote:
> Really? Then you'll love the one about the 12-inch pianist.
12-inch penis? Oh.. pianist. Sorry.
> Really? Then you'll love the one about the 12-inch pianist.
12-inch penis? Oh.. pianist. Sorry.
Ms NY wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> Sarcasm?
>
> Nope. It was the bestest joke I've ever heard! Really.
Really? Then you'll love the one about the 12-inch pianist.
> English_Bloke wrote:
> Sarcasm?
>
> Nope. It was the bestest joke I've ever heard! Really.
Really? Then you'll love the one about the 12-inch pianist.
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