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"I bid thee farewell."

Hello my monkey chumlets! The time has come to bid a sad farewell to this place. I hardly post as it is, but with the amount of Uni work coming up, and trying to carve myself out a side-career as a freelance web designer, it's going to be impossible to keep it up (hur). The quality of the content on this site has also deteriorated rapidly over the last few months, losing valued members such as Goatboy and Craw, and now Mr Snuggly is putting his digital incarnation to rest. There's just no more need for me to come here, now that the "next generation" of posters has taken over.

So I'll leave you with the image I've always had of myself, and how I would like to be remembered:

http://www.pocketmonkey.co.uk/ images/goodbye_monkey_man.gif

So long, thanks for the mammories!

I am most saddened by this.
Everyone’s sódding off..

I'll try and keep my site, www.pocketmonkey.co.uk, up to date, so keep an eye on that. You can also leave me a message on the monkeyboard, and I might reply. But try and add me to your MSN and I'll fling poo at ya.

I shall make a monkey face shaped pancake to bid thee farewell.

I shall then eat it.

And if you leave, what will you forget next? Christmas? Your birthday? How to dress yourself? It doesn't bear thinking about.

It's Pancake day? Double celebration! I mean... sorry to hear you're leaving, Monkey man...

are you still here?

Damn, I forgot it was pancake day! Yeeeeehaaaw!!

Icky. Save room for pancakes.

I have prepared myself a leaving banquet of leftover rhubard crumble, covered in layers and layers of squirty cream, with two Timeouts stuck in tthe top and a can of coke. Gut-trouble anyone?

I've done about three