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"El Pinko's Paradox, come one come all, solve it."

Ok, firstly you need to free your mind, then realise, this is hypothetical, now, let us begin.

I create a time machine, I use it to travel back in time 2 months, then, I sleep with myself and give myself herpies, now, time ticks forward 2 months and I invent the time machine, go back in time 2 months with it and sleep with myself, and give myself herpes...*

So, did I generate the herpies all by myself? Have I mad the desease all on my own? Explain.




*The Rules of El Pinkos Paradox:-
1. You may not say time travel is imposible (or any other cop out, its HYPOTHETICAL)
2. You may not question the sexual act, because its pursose is not to be gross, but to generate the disease.


So, go ahead, challenge my mind...

I got it from myself, 2 months prior to going back in time and giving it to myself.

Darling wrote:
> But no..no no no...how did you give it to yourself? You must have got
> it off someone to give it to yourself!

She's right, you'd have to contract it before you went back in time, so you had to have picked it up from someone else.

terrible. terrible. hygiene costs nothing.

El Pinko wrote:
> Darling wrote:
> i don't understand..you'd have to get the disease off of someone
> first!
>
> Yes, I got it off myself 2 months before I made the time machine...

But no..no no no...how did you give it to yourself? You must have got it off someone to give it to yourself!

i really am paranoid now, youve made my headache alot worse. :-(

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> Does ginge know about this?

Oh think of the children!!!

cah, i would be realled p!$$ed off if i was paradox, good thing i have my rugby tournament thread to visit, where i eagerly await the remaining teams to be registered and give out cash prizes to the winner = runner up.
then again, this has nothing to do with that thread. and anyway, why would paradox want his name used in A THread like this!

Paradox: wrote:
> And plus, paradox is an unanswerable question so the answer to your
> paradox isn't.

No it's a contradiction to fact, or popular opinion.

Darling wrote:
> i don't understand..you'd have to get the disease off of someone
> first!

Yes, I got it off myself 2 months before I made the time machine...

If you were to go back in time and give yourself herpes, then that would imply you have herpes now. Does ginge know about this?

i don't understand..you'd have to get the disease off of someone first!