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"El Pinko's Paradox, come one come all, solve it."

Ok, firstly you need to free your mind, then realise, this is hypothetical, now, let us begin.

I create a time machine, I use it to travel back in time 2 months, then, I sleep with myself and give myself herpies, now, time ticks forward 2 months and I invent the time machine, go back in time 2 months with it and sleep with myself, and give myself herpes...*

So, did I generate the herpies all by myself? Have I mad the desease all on my own? Explain.




*The Rules of El Pinkos Paradox:-
1. You may not say time travel is imposible (or any other cop out, its HYPOTHETICAL)
2. You may not question the sexual act, because its pursose is not to be gross, but to generate the disease.


So, go ahead, challenge my mind...

Azul wrote:
> Azul wrote:
> You can't give yourself herpes if you have the identical biological
> and bacterial make up - there's nothing conflicting.
>
> *Flails arms around*
>
> It's right there!
> LOOK DAMNIT!

Yes there is, one of me has herpes, the other doesn't...yet...

Azul wrote:
> You can't give yourself herpes if you have the identical biological
> and bacterial make up - there's nothing conflicting.

*Flails arms around*

It's right there!
LOOK DAMNIT!

Give it up Pinko...Give.it.up

*shakes head*

tributé wrote:
> You must've got herpes from someone.
>
> And you can't have got it from yourself 2 months before, as the
> herpes has 'magically' come from nowhere.

Yes but can it appear?

Cause I'd have it in present time from 2 months ago, when I gave it to myself...

I have Herpes too. But I got that from raping camels.

You must've got herpes from someone.

And you can't have got it from yourself 2 months before, as the herpes has 'magically' come from nowhere.

Nice idea though

Darling wrote:
> Pinko..is this just an exuse to talk about sleeping with yourself?
>
> Above everything..no matter if you went back in time..you would have
> to have got this disease off someone who had the disease! Like..you
> cannot give yourself flu, you would have to have been in contact with
> the flu germs!

Yes, but not when time travell is involved, as I can meet myself and count as two people...

Pinko..is this just an exuse to talk about sleeping with yourself?

Above everything..no matter if you went back in time..you would have to have got this disease off someone who had the disease! Like..you cannot give yourself flu, you would have to have been in contact with the flu germs!

El Pinko wrote:
> I got it from myself, 2 months prior to going back in time and giving
> it to myself.

it's a paradox, and for some reason it involves you repeatedly infecting yourself with nob-rot.

Darling wrote:
> But no..no no no...how did you give it to yourself? You must have got
> it off someone to give it to yourself!

Exactly.
You can't give yourself herpes if you have the identical biological and bacterial make up - there's nothing conflicting.