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"El Pinko's Paradox, come one come all, solve it."

Ok, firstly you need to free your mind, then realise, this is hypothetical, now, let us begin.

I create a time machine, I use it to travel back in time 2 months, then, I sleep with myself and give myself herpies, now, time ticks forward 2 months and I invent the time machine, go back in time 2 months with it and sleep with myself, and give myself herpes...*

So, did I generate the herpies all by myself? Have I mad the desease all on my own? Explain.




*The Rules of El Pinkos Paradox:-
1. You may not say time travel is imposible (or any other cop out, its HYPOTHETICAL)
2. You may not question the sexual act, because its pursose is not to be gross, but to generate the disease.


So, go ahead, challenge my mind...

Buck1 wrote:
> You wouldnt have given yourself herpies becoase you wouldnt have gone
> back for some reason.

A strong post with some well supported views, backed up with hard evidence...

You wouldnt have given yourself herpies becoase you wouldnt have gone back for some reason.

Lil Ginge wrote:
> ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> I have better questions, most of them involving film plots, and none
> of them include nob-rot.
>
> sounds like joe - and his theory that ghostbusters was homosexual
> based...
>
>
> A white exploding thing in a sailors cap? who wouldnt

Nobody steps on Ghostbusters in my town.

Mark my words, when you least expect it, your uppance will come!

sick in the head, the lotta ya.

Azul wrote:
> BUT WHERE DID THE ORIGINAL HERPES COME FROM?!?
> ARGGGGHHHHHH.

Welcome to my mind...

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> I have better questions, most of them involving film plots, and none
> of them include nob-rot.

sounds like joe - and his theory that ghostbusters was homosexual based...


A white exploding thing in a sailors cap? who wouldnt

I have better questions, most of them involving film plots, and none of them include nob-rot.

This always happens at parties....


It is a conversation goer for him at all places...

Including my granpops wake!

El Pinko wrote:
> Azul wrote:
> Azul wrote:
> You can't give yourself herpes if you have the identical biological
> and bacterial make up - there's nothing conflicting.
>
> *Flails arms around*
>
> It's right there!
> LOOK DAMNIT!
>
> Yes there is, one of me has herpes, the other doesn't...yet...

BUT WHERE DID THE ORIGINAL HERPES COME FROM?!?
ARGGGGHHHHHH.

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> Paradox: wrote:
> And plus, paradox is an unanswerable question so the answer to your
> paradox isn't.
>
> No it's a contradiction to fact, or popular opinion.

But a Paradoxical situation is one without seemingly any resolution. Alexander II, Russian workers revolt in 1905. Paradoxical situation.

Damn knowledge.