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"My mum just walked in on what she thinks was lesbian porn on the T.V."

I am sitting here on my computer with Sky One on in the background. I am sitting here when my Mum comes in the door and says:

"Stephen the T.V.'s still too load we are all going to bed now so...what are you watching?"

I turned around to see two naked women getting off with a guy in the background just watching. I wasn't fapping like that guy whose Dad walked in on him but my Mum has got completely the wrong end of the stick. I was watching Nip/Tuck and for all of you that watch it you'll know that there is a lot of sex in it and in the new episode there is a teen three way with 2 girls and a guy. I wasn't watching the playboy channel or anything like that it's just Nip/Tuck.

I said:
"Ugh f*** off mum"

She said:
"What?!"

I said louder:
"F*** off mum!"

After that she just turned and closed the door. She despises it when I swear at her but I wasn't going to sit there and explain to her for ages that it wasn't porn. I told her it was Nip/Tuck and that's that. Buh parents have the worst timing don't they?

ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> maddmun wrote:
> I'd never swear at my parents directly.
>
> I wouldn't swear at them false stop.
> I have respect for them, they dont ever do it to me or anyone else so
> i have no excuse to do it to them or even use it in front of them.


Same here. Swearing displays a lack of intelligence, more like something you'd expect from an angsty teen.

I have some respect for my mother, and I fear my step-dad, so I don't swear...

maddmun wrote:
> I'd never swear at my parents directly.

I wouldn't swear at them false stop.
I have respect for them, they dont ever do it to me or anyone else so i have no excuse to do it to them or even use it in front of them.
Also i would be afraid of what they would do if i was to swear.

I'd never swear at my parents directly.
I actually respect them.
And anyway, you told your mum to F*** Off, when she didn't say anything?
That sounds like more of a guilt shout rather than oh, it's not what you think.

HHAT has full fapping, you have some crappy nip.tuck thing on skyone.

HHAT wins

you want to be me.

you're not.

so ha.

*ahem*

I have never said any curse words at my parents and i never will.
Give them some respect boy.

You SOOOOOO want to be HHAT

It's not as much a rip-off as it is an unpredictable coincedance. It just happened to me and as we are all posting about parents walking in on us fapping and other brilliantly tasteful subjects I thought I would tell you all.

This thread is like a total rip-off, you rip-off merchant.
Sheesh, get some original material, woman.