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"My mum just walked in on what she thinks was lesbian porn on the T.V."

I am sitting here on my computer with Sky One on in the background. I am sitting here when my Mum comes in the door and says:

"Stephen the T.V.'s still too load we are all going to bed now so...what are you watching?"

I turned around to see two naked women getting off with a guy in the background just watching. I wasn't fapping like that guy whose Dad walked in on him but my Mum has got completely the wrong end of the stick. I was watching Nip/Tuck and for all of you that watch it you'll know that there is a lot of sex in it and in the new episode there is a teen three way with 2 girls and a guy. I wasn't watching the playboy channel or anything like that it's just Nip/Tuck.

I said:
"Ugh f*** off mum"

She said:
"What?!"

I said louder:
"F*** off mum!"

After that she just turned and closed the door. She despises it when I swear at her but I wasn't going to sit there and explain to her for ages that it wasn't porn. I told her it was Nip/Tuck and that's that. Buh parents have the worst timing don't they?

Cub!st wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> ha ha ha ha ha!
>
>
> As if cube you hornylilbugga!
>
> Your picture is no longer cute you minx you...
>
> Lol it was Nip/Tuck damn it! Oh well at least she didn't walk in on
> me watching Sex And The City. Oh Samantha, her sex drive will kill us
> all. Now if you excuse me I am off too watch some wholesome T.V. on
> the music channels *puts on the video for Stacy's Mom*

O bless and what was the other womanly thing you was into?

wasnt it clueless???

Cube you are officially cute

Lil Ginge wrote:
> ha ha ha ha ha!
>
>
> As if cube you hornylilbugga!
>
> Your picture is no longer cute you minx you...

Lol it was Nip/Tuck damn it! Oh well at least she didn't walk in on me watching Sex And The City. Oh Samantha, her sex drive will kill us all. Now if you excuse me I am off too watch some wholesome T.V. on the music channels *puts on the video for Stacy's Mom*

as opposed to being touched fff?

A lesbian kiss is the most arousing thing ever.
Officially.

ha ha ha ha ha!


As if cube you hornylilbugga!

Your picture is no longer cute you minx you...

Are you crazy?... Not that I would know.... *sweats*

Lesbian porn is rubbish anyway.

VenomByte wrote:
> ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> maddmun wrote:
> I'd never swear at my parents directly.

But indirectly we can only imagine what you'd say

> I wouldn't swear at them false stop.
> I have respect for them, they dont ever do it to me or anyone else
> so
> i have no excuse to do it to them or even use it in front of them.

I just do oit on impulse. Who needs an excuse.

> Same here. Swearing displays a lack of intelligence,

That's what she says before threatening to chuck me out the house

> more like
> something you'd expect from an angsty teen.

Right here

Paradox: wrote:
> I fapped over Cubist mum.

I had to clean it up...

I fapped over Cubist mum.