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So i was in the bank today (yes i went out) just sorting out some cheques ect when the lady calls this man over.
"Excuse me sire can you come here a moment please"
"yes have you sorted my cheque out?"
"not not yet there is a few questions i need to ask you"
"errm like what"
"Who was this cheque from and what was the amount"
"well i cant remember exactly (The guy has a german accent)"
"ok so why did you pay this large sum of money in?"
"my job pays me in different amounts"
"Thats funny, our records show that you are currently unemployed"
"err hang on my phones ringing, damn its a bad reception"
He walks towards the door and and soon as he gets to to door he puts the phone in his pocket and legs in, 2 security guards ran after him.
Wow, the one time i go out i see some great stuff, mebbe i should go out more often.
"Excuse me sire can you come here a moment please"
"yes have you sorted my cheque out?"
"not not yet there is a few questions i need to ask you"
"errm like what"
"Who was this cheque from and what was the amount"
"well i cant remember exactly (The guy has a german accent)"
"ok so why did you pay this large sum of money in?"
"my job pays me in different amounts"
"Thats funny, our records show that you are currently unemployed"
"err hang on my phones ringing, damn its a bad reception"
He walks towards the door and and soon as he gets to to door he puts the phone in his pocket and legs in, 2 security guards ran after him.
Wow, the one time i go out i see some great stuff, mebbe i should go out more often.
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Dr. J Nash wrote:
> jim-hat wrote:
> ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> "well i cant remember exactly (The guy has a german
> accent)"
>
> You genius.
Why thank you.
> jim-hat wrote:
> ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> "well i cant remember exactly (The guy has a german
> accent)"
>
> You genius.
Why thank you.
Freud said that when babys are born, when they are 0-1, they develop whats known as penis envy.
For male babys this is also known as the Oepidus Comlex. Babies are born Bisexual and male babies start to 'fancy' their mother. They become jealous of their father because they want their mother all to them selves. However they start to think that if their father realises that he has feelings for his mother the father will castrate him because his penis is what makes him a man (Freud is right-nothing changes, hee hee men think with their penis's') So the male baby starts to warm to his father so that his father will not castrate him.
For female babies, this Penis Envy is known as the Electra Complex. She starts to envy her father for having a penis (why the hell Freud thought having a Penis is everything is beyond me) and she starts to resent her mother because she thinks that she has castrated her. However, her mother has the stuff she needs (breast milk) so she cannot resent her mother too much and therefor begins to warm to her mother.
This is how Freud thought we got our gender identity. There are many flaws in this 'theory' such as single parents. If a woman had a son, there is nothing to say her son will grow up with a female gender identity therefor proving Freud's theory complete and utter pants!
For male babys this is also known as the Oepidus Comlex. Babies are born Bisexual and male babies start to 'fancy' their mother. They become jealous of their father because they want their mother all to them selves. However they start to think that if their father realises that he has feelings for his mother the father will castrate him because his penis is what makes him a man (Freud is right-nothing changes, hee hee men think with their penis's') So the male baby starts to warm to his father so that his father will not castrate him.
For female babies, this Penis Envy is known as the Electra Complex. She starts to envy her father for having a penis (why the hell Freud thought having a Penis is everything is beyond me) and she starts to resent her mother because she thinks that she has castrated her. However, her mother has the stuff she needs (breast milk) so she cannot resent her mother too much and therefor begins to warm to her mother.
This is how Freud thought we got our gender identity. There are many flaws in this 'theory' such as single parents. If a woman had a son, there is nothing to say her son will grow up with a female gender identity therefor proving Freud's theory complete and utter pants!
jim-hat wrote:
> ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> "well i cant remember exactly (The guy has a german
> accent)"
You genius.
> ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> "well i cant remember exactly (The guy has a german
> accent)"
You genius.
I thought we were talking about Lucian Freud.
Darling wrote:
> Psychologist who came up with the whole penis envy thing? If no one
> know's i'll explain-just ask!
What???
> Psychologist who came up with the whole penis envy thing? If no one
> know's i'll explain-just ask!
What???
He was mentioned in Titanic (despite the fact he hadn't done anything of note in 1912)
Psychologist who came up with the whole penis envy thing? If no one know's i'll explain-just ask!
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> You know who Freud is, right?
no, sorry
> You know who Freud is, right?
no, sorry
Poor Ostrich.
You know who Freud is, right?
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