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"I have to ask - is this a joke?"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3473415.stm

Crisp wrappers as condoms? Sharp and made of foil for her pleasure - that would just hurt!

Darling wrote:
> one thing i'll say is Cheese and Onion

I think Salt and Vinegar is more a cause for concern.

monkey_man wrote:
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3473415.stm
>
> Crisp wrappers as condoms? Sharp and made of foil for her pleasure -
> that would just hurt!

Nope. When I was at school the local slappers used crisp packets. Hmmm, I wonder if theres any relation to most of them having loads of kids nowerdays? I will have to investigate. Or perhaps I won't go anywhere near them.............

Paradox: wrote:
> BBC + Comedy (- Buzzcocks) = Doesnt work.

Monkey Dust
Little Britain
Room 101
Absolute Power
Mark Steel Lectures
Have I Got News For You

That's just what's been on recently. I could go on, but I got bored.

Paradox: wrote:
> BBC + Comedy (- Buzzcocks)(-Red dwarf) = Doesnt work.

Indeed though one alteration.

if your poor and desperate i can see how people may use clingfilm but not crisp packets! OMG! Hope they washed out the packets..one thing i'll say is Cheese and Onion

Yes, the BBC editor is sat there wetting himself in hysterical laughter at pulling such a prank like this on us.

BBC + Comedy (- Buzzcocks) = Doesnt work.

Cling film condoms indeed.

"Wrap it in cling film, then bake it in the oven at gasmark 4 for 20-30 mins."

Ive heard that people put baloons on their penal reigon to substitute a comdom.

I remember stamping on opened crisp packets as a child to make the other side burst. That was funny.

Although it wouldn't be if someone did it behind you when you were using one as a contraceptive. Scare the bejesus out of you.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3473415.stm

Crisp wrappers as condoms? Sharp and made of foil for her pleasure - that would just hurt!