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"Lets have a battle rap!"

Anyone here care for a john cena style battle rap?
you start, drop a few lines. then i'll come in and blow you off the stage.
i dare you!!!

oh, they rhyme, brainiac. if you had a basic grasp of english you'd realise that. in future could you please deliver your insults in the form of a rap? as thats the point of the post. thanks

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
This is just a little lame, making all these raps
Sometimes I feel like I neeed to dish out a few slaps.
I'm like bruce almighty, I'll make anything work
By the end of the day you will have gone bazerk.
I don't like these comments your making about DW and Lipe. It just ain't right.
Be carful or I'll make you see the light.
Battle raps are hard, this is coming out the top of my head.
So I win this thing and thats the last thing said.
WORD LIFE.

Your raps are pretty crap too. They don't even rhyme.

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
i dont need to copy my sh*t from john cena
dw and your little friends. you suck like vacuum cleaners
s**till copying sh*t down from the internet. for f**ks sakes
i know you didnt write it. not enough spelling mis**takes
you have to make it up yourself otherwise i'll discard it
i've already told you once. are you retarded?
look, i'm not here to lay the law down. i'm jus**t here to entertain
i'll blow your mind, like your name was kurt cobain
cos im geekmaggotbingo the original entertainer
bes**t person here? i think thats a no brainer
someone hasnt had a go yet. wheres lipe gone
probably at home, working out how to turn the pc on . . . . . . . . .

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.. chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.. chill.
The chances of CGJ.. losing to geekmaggotbingo.
That's like.. Big Show at a buffet, ordering 1 cheerio.
I'm a box office smash, I'm reloaded like The Matrix.
How'ma gonna lose, to a midget dominatrix!
Dude.. ay, you can say you're a grown man, I just don't believe you.
You're a baby.. I don't know whether to spank you or breast feed you!
Yo.. forget the 619. 911 is yo' slogan.
I'm about to put a whippin' on the Mexican Gary Coleman!
nah, nah, nah, nah.. yo, yo, yo, yo.. for real though, the mask.. is kinda cute. And the entrance is kinda slick..
But we don't see eye to eye, geekmaggotbingo.. because.. ya head's at mah..

Sorry DW, had to change a few bits...

Well I was talking about the edited one. Obviously the first one is from John Cena.

Lipe wrote:
> DW! Why'd you have to put me in your sh*t rap. And WTF?! is a wookie?

;c)

I find it funny that you two are dissing these raps which I have s**tolen from the man himself, John Cena. I edited one, but the res**t are copied. ;c)

I under-estimated the Guerreros..
I dunno what to say, bro..
Those dudes are better at cheating.. than Ben Affleck is wit' J-Lo!
I ain't got the US Title.. but I didn't lose any steam!
Screw Ted Turner and the Braves! I'm America's team!
John Cena's more American.. than silicone stripper!
Leavin' cats, dead in their tracks, from heart attacks.. like John Ritter.
And next week.. John Cena fulfils his patriotic duty..
I'll be higher than hippies at 420.. watching a Cheech and Chong movie..
And I'm an American THUG! Standin' on toppa' this buildin'..
I'm leavin' all opposition dead.. like Saddam Hussein's children!
WORD LIFE!

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.. chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.. chill.
The chances of John Cena.. losing to Rey Mysterio.
That's like.. Big Show at a buffet, ordering 1 cheerio.
I'm a box office smash, I'm reloaded like The Matrix.
How'ma gonna lose, to a midget dominatrix!
Dude.. ay, you can say you're a grown man, I just don't believe you.
You're a baby.. I don't know whether to spank you or breast feed you!
Yo.. forget the 619. 911 is yo' slogan.
I'm about to put a whippin' on the Mexican Gary Coleman!
nah, nah, nah, nah.. yo, yo, yo, yo.. for real though, the mask.. is kinda cute. And the entrance is kinda slick..
But we don't see eye to eye, Rey.. because.. ya head's at mah..

Crowd: Dick!

DW! Why'd you have to put me in your sh*t rap. And WTF?! is a wookie?