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"Lets have a battle rap!"

Anyone here care for a john cena style battle rap?
you start, drop a few lines. then i'll come in and blow you off the stage.
i dare you!!!

Let me try a battle rap...

yo yo yo yo yo yo

Erm

yo

Erm

I can't think of anymore. Bah. I'll stick to metal. Much better. :P

Yay for DW! No, I don't have to make them up. Who said I did? You? You're no one so shut up.

geekmaggotbingo wrote:
> lipe. you have to make them up yourself. you cant jus**t copy them from
> john cena. you really are thick as sh*t arent you?

Pos**t reported. :c)

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo YO YO
cgj youve lost, back down, give someone else a chance
you're heading for a ride in the back of an ambu - lance
you're beginning to remind me of scott hall
so many chances, kid, and you blew em all
son, you bore me, like a hhh promo
(i cant believe i'm even talking to this homo)
*zzzzzzzz* uh? what? sorry i was beginning to doze off
if i see you again tonight i'll smack your nose off
ok who's next? anyone wanna step up?
anyone here who isnt paralysed from the neck up?

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo..
I still got some beef with that dude geekmaggotbingo
Hey, I know you listenin'..
So I'm about to drop a heavyweight dose of thuganomics on ya.. baby.
Mess with me, you die slow..
And explode, you wide load..
Your butt looks like 20 miles of bad road
And I'm here to show, everybody where I'm coming from..
Your ass looks like, 2 packs of chewed bubble gum
This battle's over, I know you can't win this..
You should spend your time putting buffets outta business
So please, freeze, you can't hang on these..
I get the dry heaves, when I see your cottage cheese
You got fat knees, plus that you're obese
You're so fat, when you sweat, you sweat grease
So please, it's over don't bother trying it..
Call back Jarred and get back on Subway's diet!

Yo yo yo yo yo yo
geekmoggotbingo, you loosing intrest, but you started this thread.
You got the IQ of pita bread.
No I ain't been stunnerd through a table. Why you ask?
Seems these raps aren't really your task.
You can't see me. I send chills down your spine.
You can't rap. You can barely even rhyme.
So it looks like I win this thing.
Each and every bit.
So thats i now geekmaggotbingo, so eat my ...

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
cgj i'm giving you a chance to repent
i know you didnt mean it, just more bull excre - ment
good rap by the way, i liked it, nice!
it got me thinking, whatever happened to vanilla ice?
havent you heard cgj, i'm harder than chinese maths
whats that dw? you want my autograph?!!
you guys have about as much talent as sable
yo cgj. ever been stunnered through a coffee table?
i'm beginning to lose interest now, just like the rock
oh just one more thing cgj, suck my . . . . . . .

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo chil chill
geekmaggotbingo, you think you are all tough
But to ain't nothing, your just a speck of dust
You sit here typing away, thinking you are the best
but its people like you I absoultley detest.
You keyboard don't work, no capital letters
I bet your wardrobe is full of 1950's sweaters.
You getting insulting with me? You must be thick.
By the end of the day, you will be sucking my ...

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
"the last thing said"? bro, ive barely started
did you just say something? or has someone just farted?
you say battle rappings hard. to you . . . maybe
i suppose most things are, with the mind of a baby
you dont like me cgj? i suggest you keep out
i see you in here again, b*tch, i'll knock your teeth out

Cool no?