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"I feel the pain already"

My Inspector: Hey David, you're young and do a bit of running, right?

Me: Yeah, I do a little.

Inspector: Great you can be on my running team, we're doing a 10-mile race and a 25-mile race this year.

Me: Heh-heh...heh...um...

Inspector: Great stuff. I want us to be finishing the 10-mile race in a time of around 1-hour.

Me:...

*weight

HAHAHAHAHAH

OUCH! See kiddies? Doing excercise may help you lose wait but look what can happen! If you still want to lose weight though here's a hint, PUT DOWN THE FORK. *nods head*

I totally sucked at cross-country (oo-er!).
Always came in amongst of the stoners, smokers and fatties.

Although I kicked some serious årse (oo-er!) in the sprint.
Watch me go.
WHOOSH.

And undefeated Portsmouth Schools high jump champion. Hurrah! Until I landed funny and totally fecked my back up.
It's still fecked.

I volunteered to do a cross country run once. Wasn't sure how long it was, but I damn near threw up at the end.

Treat him like a drug dealer - just say NO.

Burn all Inspectors socks

say 'no'

'no'

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> How very dramatic.
>
> Leave it, it's in the past now.

It's retro now.
That makes it all better again.

you could saw one of your legs off and say it was like that when you woke up.

well, pretend to hurt yourself while runnin-problem solved