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"tell me jokes"

a lady was driving down the road behind a truck on a icy day they came to traffic lights and she got out of her car, went up to the truck driver and said, excuse me i think your shedding your load. he looked at her nooddeed upwards and smiled. she went back to her car and they carried on driving. at the next set of lights she got out and repeated her message to him, he replied again wih a smile and another nod.
this happens two more time and then at the third stop she is very angry that he does not take her advice, and demands to know why he does not do anything. he just smiles and nods up.
she stares up and notices a sighn on the truck just above his head.
what did the sighn say????

i will tell u at 4.30 untill then try guessing
@slice

Doesn't seem you know what a capital letter is.

ive changed
honestly???

Still here slice?

it is just past 4---30, i have chosen a winner from the people here icaris posted the best joke so he wins. there is no prize

It's agreed that you're both feckless. stop quoting.

Little Miss DW wrote:
> Almighty Beer Can wrote:
> DiG wrote:
> Almighty Beer Can wrote:
> Timmargh wrote:
> A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman: "Got any
> bread?"
> The barman replies: "No."
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "No."
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "No!"
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "NO!"
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "NO! ARE YOU DEAF?!?"
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "NO!! STOP ASKING FOR BREAD - I HAVEN'T GOT
> ANY!!"
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "NO!! NO!! NO!!"
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "IF YOU ASK ME FOR F***ING BREAD ONE MORE
> F***ING TIME I'M GONNA F***ING NAIL YOUR F***ING BILL TO THE F***ING
> BAR!!!!"
> The duck says: "Got any nails?"
> The barman replies: "No."
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
>
> Ha Ha Classic!I'm qouting in case the thread goes to fast.
>
> What is it about quoteing everyone
>
> Because the thread might go to fast.
>
> Agreed!

Agreed with what?

Crazy Person wrote:
> A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".
>
> An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Chinese man are on a ship, sailing
> along the coast of the UK. the Scotsman says "Och, there's bonny
> Scotland!". Three hours later, the Englishman says "Oh look
> chaps, there's jolly old England!". A further three hours later,
> the Chinese man says "I can't see China anywhere!".
> Meanwhile, an argument is going on down in the ship's kitchen. A cook
> throws a plate out of the window in his rage. The Chinese man says
> "There's China! In the water!".
>
>
> And now, School News:
>
> "The Cyclops Race has decided to stop teaching, due to each
> teacher having only one pupil."
>
> "Spiders were doing well keeping their classes small - each
> spider could originally have only eight pupils, but now, there are
> four teachers per class, thus resulting in a swarm of 32
> pupils."
>
> "Schoolkids were given the wrong impression today when the
> teacher told them that their homework was "To use as many bars
> as possible". She was referring to D+T homework, but the next
> day, all the kids were in hospital with Chocolate Sickness"

Ha Ha.Funny,i see we have changed our name have we?

Almighty Beer Can wrote:
> DiG wrote:
> Almighty Beer Can wrote:
> Timmargh wrote:
> A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman: "Got any
> bread?"
> The barman replies: "No."
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "No."
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "No!"
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "NO!"
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "NO! ARE YOU DEAF?!?"
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "NO!! STOP ASKING FOR BREAD - I HAVEN'T GOT
> ANY!!"
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "NO!! NO!! NO!!"
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "IF YOU ASK ME FOR F***ING BREAD ONE MORE
> F***ING TIME I'M GONNA F***ING NAIL YOUR F***ING BILL TO THE F***ING
> BAR!!!!"
> The duck says: "Got any nails?"
> The barman replies: "No."
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
>
> Ha Ha Classic!I'm qouting in case the thread goes to fast.
>
> What is it about quoteing everyone
>
> Because the thread might go to fast.

Agreed!

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Chinese man are on a ship, sailing along the coast of the UK. the Scotsman says "Och, there's bonny Scotland!". Three hours later, the Englishman says "Oh look chaps, there's jolly old England!". A further three hours later, the Chinese man says "I can't see China anywhere!". Meanwhile, an argument is going on down in the ship's kitchen. A cook throws a plate out of the window in his rage. The Chinese man says "There's China! In the water!".


And now, School News:

"The Cyclops Race has decided to stop teaching, due to each teacher having only one pupil."

"Spiders were doing well keeping their classes small - each spider could originally have only eight pupils, but now, there are four teachers per class, thus resulting in a swarm of 32 pupils."

"Schoolkids were given the wrong impression today when the teacher told them that their homework was "To use as many bars as possible". She was referring to D+T homework, but the next day, all the kids were in hospital with Chocolate Sickness"

DiG wrote:
> Almighty Beer Can wrote:
> Timmargh wrote:
> A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman: "Got any
> bread?"
> The barman replies: "No."
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "No."
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "No!"
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "NO!"
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "NO! ARE YOU DEAF?!?"
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "NO!! STOP ASKING FOR BREAD - I HAVEN'T GOT
> ANY!!"
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "NO!! NO!! NO!!"
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
> The barman replies: "IF YOU ASK ME FOR F***ING BREAD ONE MORE
> F***ING TIME I'M GONNA F***ING NAIL YOUR F***ING BILL TO THE F***ING
> BAR!!!!"
> The duck says: "Got any nails?"
> The barman replies: "No."
> The duck says: "Got any bread?"
>
> Ha Ha Classic!I'm qouting in case the thread goes to fast.
>
> What is it about quoteing everyone

Because the thread might go to fast.