The "Freeola Customer Forum" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
People you think no longer deserve to be considered cool, be it down to terrible film after terrible film, shameless huckstering of god-awful products or just plain old-fashioned lameness.
Samuel L Jackson - What was his last good film? Basic? SWAT? XXX? Changing Lanes? Episode II? Oh no, wait - they were all terrible. And those Barclaycard adverts? Psshh. Get off the list Jackson, and stop humping Quentin's leg.
John Travolta - For much the same reasons as Sammy boy. He might be the fattest man in Hollywood and have his own jumbo jet, but that doesn't give him an excuse to make the big streaming yellow streak of films he's slashed out recently. I honestly can't remember a decent Travolta movie since Get Shorty. And even that wasn't brilliant. Off, fatty.
Harrison Ford - Hasn't made a good movie since 1984 (the year, not the... book). Shagging Ally McBeal doesn't make you cool, it makes you pervy and old. And you can take that earring out too. You look ridiculous.
John Woo - Um... Windtalkers anyone? Paycheck? The Replacement Killers? Mission Impossible 2? Hello? Anyone? FACE/OFF! I DID FACE/OFF, THAT WAS GOOD! Yeah, that was 7 years ago, and starred fatty up there. Don't let the door hit your backside on the way out, SELLOUT.
Laurence Fishburne - Ah, Larry Larry Larry. Sorry, Laurence. You were one of the coolest characters in movie history. Then you went all annoying, put on a crappy jumper and became Jada-Pinkett Smith's lapdog. I believed in you man. Give me the blue pill anyday.
Samuel L Jackson - What was his last good film? Basic? SWAT? XXX? Changing Lanes? Episode II? Oh no, wait - they were all terrible. And those Barclaycard adverts? Psshh. Get off the list Jackson, and stop humping Quentin's leg.
John Travolta - For much the same reasons as Sammy boy. He might be the fattest man in Hollywood and have his own jumbo jet, but that doesn't give him an excuse to make the big streaming yellow streak of films he's slashed out recently. I honestly can't remember a decent Travolta movie since Get Shorty. And even that wasn't brilliant. Off, fatty.
Harrison Ford - Hasn't made a good movie since 1984 (the year, not the... book). Shagging Ally McBeal doesn't make you cool, it makes you pervy and old. And you can take that earring out too. You look ridiculous.
John Woo - Um... Windtalkers anyone? Paycheck? The Replacement Killers? Mission Impossible 2? Hello? Anyone? FACE/OFF! I DID FACE/OFF, THAT WAS GOOD! Yeah, that was 7 years ago, and starred fatty up there. Don't let the door hit your backside on the way out, SELLOUT.
Laurence Fishburne - Ah, Larry Larry Larry. Sorry, Laurence. You were one of the coolest characters in movie history. Then you went all annoying, put on a crappy jumper and became Jada-Pinkett Smith's lapdog. I believed in you man. Give me the blue pill anyday.
Page:
Obviously.
The sagacious one wrote:
> When you enter the matrix your avatar is your own residual self
> image. So why has Morpheus' RSI turned him into someone's uncle?
And why do they all have leather coats and shades in there? Do they think of themselves as always wearing leather coats?
> When you enter the matrix your avatar is your own residual self
> image. So why has Morpheus' RSI turned him into someone's uncle?
And why do they all have leather coats and shades in there? Do they think of themselves as always wearing leather coats?
kittworld wrote:
> I wonder if he'll be able to pull off Indiana Jones 4 though? Do you
> think it could ruin the other movies?
------
No, we'll just pretend it doesn't exist, like Terminator 3, Speed 2 and Alien Resurrection. Block it from our minds, we shall.
> I wonder if he'll be able to pull off Indiana Jones 4 though? Do you
> think it could ruin the other movies?
------
No, we'll just pretend it doesn't exist, like Terminator 3, Speed 2 and Alien Resurrection. Block it from our minds, we shall.
Timmargh wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> Jackie Chan is a man!
> English_Bloke wrote:
> ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> Jackie Chan is a man!
English_Bloke wrote:
> ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> Jackie Chan is a man!
> ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> Jackie Chan is a man!
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> "Harrison Ford - Hasn't made a good movie since 1984"
>
> Last Crusade! Last Crusade! It's the best of the trilogy!
I wonder if he'll be able to pull off Indiana Jones 4 though? Do you think it could ruin the other movies?
> "Harrison Ford - Hasn't made a good movie since 1984"
>
> Last Crusade! Last Crusade! It's the best of the trilogy!
I wonder if he'll be able to pull off Indiana Jones 4 though? Do you think it could ruin the other movies?
ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> Jackie Chan is the man!
> Jackie Chan is the man!
Jackie Chan is the man!
Jackie Chan has been doing some bad American movies lately especially the Medallion, I just wish he'd concentrate on his kind of movies not teamed up with stupid american movies.
Jackie Chan is very "cool", he's so cool infact that even if you say something negative about him or give one of his movies a bad review you still apologise and feel sorry for him because he's just such a likeable person.
Jackie Chan is very "cool", he's so cool infact that even if you say something negative about him or give one of his movies a bad review you still apologise and feel sorry for him because he's just such a likeable person.
"Harrison Ford - Hasn't made a good movie since 1984"
Last Crusade! Last Crusade! It's the best of the trilogy!
Last Crusade! Last Crusade! It's the best of the trilogy!
Page: