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I've got 3 days off work, Ive got no girlfriend, my friends are at work my new flatmate hasnt moved in yet, its too early to start getting pished...
Its still daytime so I feel Im wasting the daylight if I dive into KoTOR right now ( I normally play at night).
I've got no-one to go and see Lord of the Rings with in any case the next showing is at 19:00.
I dont have any porn material...
What do I do??
Its still daytime so I feel Im wasting the daylight if I dive into KoTOR right now ( I normally play at night).
I've got no-one to go and see Lord of the Rings with in any case the next showing is at 19:00.
I dont have any porn material...
What do I do??
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The sagacious one wrote:
> If you're lonely and ahem, looking for some action, get the hoover
> from the cupboard, make sure that the suction is working well and get
> some vaseline from the cabinet in the bathroom.
>
> Take the end the hoover (the sucky bit) and place it over your
> thingy, the carpet, yes that's what it's called and then hoover away
> like Begbie (a madman).
>
> Use the vaseline on your hands to stop nasty chaffing.
will post results of the above later...!!
> If you're lonely and ahem, looking for some action, get the hoover
> from the cupboard, make sure that the suction is working well and get
> some vaseline from the cabinet in the bathroom.
>
> Take the end the hoover (the sucky bit) and place it over your
> thingy, the carpet, yes that's what it's called and then hoover away
> like Begbie (a madman).
>
> Use the vaseline on your hands to stop nasty chaffing.
will post results of the above later...!!
If you're lonely and ahem, looking for some action, get the hoover from the cupboard, make sure that the suction is working well and get some vaseline from the cabinet in the bathroom.
Take the end the hoover (the sucky bit) and place it over your thingy, the carpet, yes that's what it's called and then hoover away like Begbie (a madman).
Use the vaseline on your hands to stop nasty chaffing.
Take the end the hoover (the sucky bit) and place it over your thingy, the carpet, yes that's what it's called and then hoover away like Begbie (a madman).
Use the vaseline on your hands to stop nasty chaffing.
If you're after our permission to hire a prostitute...
True
tigamilla wrote:
> I dont have any porn material...
>
> What do I do??
Who says you need pornographic material?
> I dont have any porn material...
>
> What do I do??
Who says you need pornographic material?
Strut
I've got 3 days off work, Ive got no girlfriend, my friends are at work my new flatmate hasnt moved in yet, its too early to start getting pished...
Its still daytime so I feel Im wasting the daylight if I dive into KoTOR right now ( I normally play at night).
I've got no-one to go and see Lord of the Rings with in any case the next showing is at 19:00.
I dont have any porn material...
What do I do??
Its still daytime so I feel Im wasting the daylight if I dive into KoTOR right now ( I normally play at night).
I've got no-one to go and see Lord of the Rings with in any case the next showing is at 19:00.
I dont have any porn material...
What do I do??
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