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I've got 3 days off work, Ive got no girlfriend, my friends are at work my new flatmate hasnt moved in yet, its too early to start getting pished...
Its still daytime so I feel Im wasting the daylight if I dive into KoTOR right now ( I normally play at night).
I've got no-one to go and see Lord of the Rings with in any case the next showing is at 19:00.
I dont have any porn material...
What do I do??
Its still daytime so I feel Im wasting the daylight if I dive into KoTOR right now ( I normally play at night).
I've got no-one to go and see Lord of the Rings with in any case the next showing is at 19:00.
I dont have any porn material...
What do I do??
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Cloak and Dagger wrote:
> You sleep or go to a porn website thats porn material.
Go to a porn website thats porn material, just one question, what else would be on a bloody porn website? cross-stitch? what the bloody hell are you talking about!
> You sleep or go to a porn website thats porn material.
Go to a porn website thats porn material, just one question, what else would be on a bloody porn website? cross-stitch? what the bloody hell are you talking about!
You have a PC and an internet connection, obviously.
Therefore, access to the largest collection of porn ever.
Or, like Blokey said.
Strut.
'There's only one thing to do at a moment like this. Strut'
hehe
Therefore, access to the largest collection of porn ever.
Or, like Blokey said.
Strut.
'There's only one thing to do at a moment like this. Strut'
hehe
Mmmm, porno...
*drools*
*drools*
No thanks..
You sleep or go to a porn website thats porn material.
tigamilla wrote:
> I dont have any porn material...
Whats wrong with the imagination?
> I dont have any porn material...
Whats wrong with the imagination?
Pandaemonium wrote:
> Read bizarre magazine. Its educational.
Yup
> Read bizarre magazine. Its educational.
Yup
Pandaemonium wrote:
>
> I seriously wouldn't. Some hoovers have the blades very close to the
> hose attachment.
>
>
OUCH!!!
*Shudders at the thought
>
> I seriously wouldn't. Some hoovers have the blades very close to the
> hose attachment.
>
>
OUCH!!!
*Shudders at the thought
tigamilla wrote:
> will post results of the above later...!!
I seriously wouldn't. Some hoovers have the blades very close to the hose attachment.
The result might be "I ended up in hospital, having to explain I was hoovering naked, and I fell and the hose ended up around my bits"
For a safter alternative, buy a watermellon, cut a hole in it and bung it in the microwave for a couple of minutes.
Read bizarre magazine. Its educational.
> will post results of the above later...!!
I seriously wouldn't. Some hoovers have the blades very close to the hose attachment.
The result might be "I ended up in hospital, having to explain I was hoovering naked, and I fell and the hose ended up around my bits"
For a safter alternative, buy a watermellon, cut a hole in it and bung it in the microwave for a couple of minutes.
Read bizarre magazine. Its educational.
Ah sod it Im thinking of donning an adidas baseball cap, track suit bottoms and going to Macdonalds to hang around...who knows I might even be able to nick one or 2 wallets...
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