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"No girlfriend..."

I've got 3 days off work, Ive got no girlfriend, my friends are at work my new flatmate hasnt moved in yet, its too early to start getting pished...

Its still daytime so I feel Im wasting the daylight if I dive into KoTOR right now ( I normally play at night).

I've got no-one to go and see Lord of the Rings with in any case the next showing is at 19:00.

I dont have any porn material...

What do I do??

Cloak and Dagger wrote:
> You sleep or go to a porn website thats porn material.

Go to a porn website thats porn material, just one question, what else would be on a bloody porn website? cross-stitch? what the bloody hell are you talking about!

You have a PC and an internet connection, obviously.

Therefore, access to the largest collection of porn ever.

Or, like Blokey said.

Strut.

'There's only one thing to do at a moment like this. Strut'

hehe

Mmmm, porno...

*drools*

No thanks..

You sleep or go to a porn website thats porn material.

tigamilla wrote:

> I dont have any porn material...

Whats wrong with the imagination?

Pandaemonium wrote:

> Read bizarre magazine. Its educational.

Yup

Pandaemonium wrote:
>
> I seriously wouldn't. Some hoovers have the blades very close to the
> hose attachment.
>
>

OUCH!!!

*Shudders at the thought

tigamilla wrote:
> will post results of the above later...!!

I seriously wouldn't. Some hoovers have the blades very close to the hose attachment.

The result might be "I ended up in hospital, having to explain I was hoovering naked, and I fell and the hose ended up around my bits"

For a safter alternative, buy a watermellon, cut a hole in it and bung it in the microwave for a couple of minutes.

Read bizarre magazine. Its educational.

Ah sod it Im thinking of donning an adidas baseball cap, track suit bottoms and going to Macdonalds to hang around...who knows I might even be able to nick one or 2 wallets...