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"Some of you male beings explain to me.."

Why some men think that they will score by leaning out of their white rusty vans with a vest dripping with sweat that has not been washed and is doused with oil stains... beeping their horns and going 'aye aye love!'

These are the usual subjects of either twenty or so year old builders or overweight middle aged men that beep as they pass anything with breasts!

Or, the teenagers in their done up scummy little nova's that drive like the bat out of hell till they catch sight of some 'talent' in which they slow down so you cannot hear them as they creep up wind down the windows check you out from the front and obviously the back then raise there fingers of what you have been scored out of ten!
What makes me giggle is the ones that have to 'black out their windows' because they are so unforgivably ugly they toot and scream at you with the safety that you wont go 'ewwwwwwwwwwwwww' in their faces and laugh in their expense.

What am i getting at???

It happens all of the time - usually in the summer when I dont help myself as I am obviously not covered up like the raj's wife - sp this I can understand and should expect


BUT last night all I did was walk the tiny 3 minute walk from my house over the pedestrian crossing and down to the garage to top up my phone and low and behold it happens....

baring in mnd I am little, I have a big puffa jacket as my long 'coat' would get saturated. My hands are deep inside my pockets and my legs are going at it like no tomorrow to make haste to the shops as I am dripping - A man slows up on a busy road actually WINDS DOWN HIS WINDOW in the RAIN, checks me out - even though I am soaked and wolf whistles and winks at me.... This man was not in a blacked out little scummy nova, nor a stolen white van OH NO this type of man was a 'business man' n his twenties in a beemer on his OWN.

I was shocked because this proves they come on all shapes and sizes I would just love an explanation lads why do 'some' men do it???

I'm sorry about the Essex girl quip, I do believe, however that you are as attractive as the Essex girl stereotype.

Lil Ginge wrote:
> My form tutor - jockdale says his uncle is a policeman and they play
> snooker. Basically the coversation started when talking about colour
> of cars and he said 'never buy a red car...'
>
> me being me I went along and said 'whhhhhhhhy o dear jockdalus!?'
>
> He went on to explain that the police have a game in which they play
> car snooker - they try book a red car then there alowed to move on to
> next car for points - then pot a red again so on..
>
> Is thist true dear english? For I wanted a red car! :'(

Better not be true - I just bought a red car!

Blo0dy hell, that is rather sad.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Ah, are you talking of the Police version of snooker?
>
> If you are, then no I don't.

Yes thats the one!

My form tutor - jockdale says his uncle is a policeman and they play snooker. Basically the coversation started when talking about colour of cars and he said 'never buy a red car...'

me being me I went along and said 'whhhhhhhhy o dear jockdalus!?'

He went on to explain that the police have a game in which they play car snooker - they try book a red car then there alowed to move on to next car for points - then pot a red again so on..

Is thist true dear english? For I wanted a red car! :'(

Ah, are you talking of the Police version of snooker?

If you are, then no I don't.

Lil Ginge wrote:
> Do you play 'snooker'?

Yes, why?

Now, no...same thing.

oooooooooooooo

Can i ask you a question?

Do you play 'snooker'?

I just turned my computer monitor upside down to read that, and guess what? It made now more sense.

I feel in a bad mood today, watch out drunken people coming out of clubs, I’m not going to put up with very much today!

Could have arrested some arsey guy yesterday but let him off. Not today methinks.

...well there was this one time