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"Some of you male beings explain to me.."

Why some men think that they will score by leaning out of their white rusty vans with a vest dripping with sweat that has not been washed and is doused with oil stains... beeping their horns and going 'aye aye love!'

These are the usual subjects of either twenty or so year old builders or overweight middle aged men that beep as they pass anything with breasts!

Or, the teenagers in their done up scummy little nova's that drive like the bat out of hell till they catch sight of some 'talent' in which they slow down so you cannot hear them as they creep up wind down the windows check you out from the front and obviously the back then raise there fingers of what you have been scored out of ten!
What makes me giggle is the ones that have to 'black out their windows' because they are so unforgivably ugly they toot and scream at you with the safety that you wont go 'ewwwwwwwwwwwwww' in their faces and laugh in their expense.

What am i getting at???

It happens all of the time - usually in the summer when I dont help myself as I am obviously not covered up like the raj's wife - sp this I can understand and should expect


BUT last night all I did was walk the tiny 3 minute walk from my house over the pedestrian crossing and down to the garage to top up my phone and low and behold it happens....

baring in mnd I am little, I have a big puffa jacket as my long 'coat' would get saturated. My hands are deep inside my pockets and my legs are going at it like no tomorrow to make haste to the shops as I am dripping - A man slows up on a busy road actually WINDS DOWN HIS WINDOW in the RAIN, checks me out - even though I am soaked and wolf whistles and winks at me.... This man was not in a blacked out little scummy nova, nor a stolen white van OH NO this type of man was a 'business man' n his twenties in a beemer on his OWN.

I was shocked because this proves they come on all shapes and sizes I would just love an explanation lads why do 'some' men do it???

taking a hit from a man with a name such as 'black hole'???

I am quite shocked you found my kind attractive good sir :P

jim-hat wrote:
> When I was in hospital, there was this fine piece of meat - probably
> about 70-80 years old, looked about 65. I kept wolf-wistling, but
> nothing, so what I did, was, turned off her life-support machine.

Funniest.Post.Ever

Lil Ginge wrote:
> tigamilla wrote:
> Black hole wrote:
> I'm sorry about the Essex girl quip, I do believe, however that you
> are as attractive as the Essex girl stereotype.
>
> hmmm... that sounds like a hit on Lil Ginge...
>
> Or an insult...
>
> Depending on what the stereotypical essex girl looks like to others?!

It wasn't an insult, so you can take it as a hit, if you want.

I don't know enough essex girls to make a decision about them all, but from those I do know, they are a decent bunch of lasses, asthetically aswell as to chat to.

... this is as close as I get to compliments :)

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> well .... ;D

ARE WE UGLY?

Tell me borat you hoe. tell me NOW!

gamezfreak wrote:
> Oi.
>
> Nova's raaawwwwwk.

heh heh They do for a first car get around teenage kinda thang

But when they are falling apart rattle round corners and the driver is wearing a stained shirt i rather run in the opposite direction (just described boy around my way thats hope it isnt actually gamezfreak)

well .... ;D

tigamilla wrote:
> Black hole wrote:
> I'm sorry about the Essex girl quip, I do believe, however that you
> are as attractive as the Essex girl stereotype.
>
> hmmm... that sounds like a hit on Lil Ginge...

Or an insult...

Depending on what the stereotypical essex girl looks like to others?!

Oi.

Nova's raaawwwwwk.

Black hole wrote:
> I'm sorry about the Essex girl quip, I do believe, however that you
> are as attractive as the Essex girl stereotype.

hmmm... that sounds like a hit on Lil Ginge...