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"Bored"

I'm bored, who wants an argument? Doesn't matter what about, anything that will stop me thinking about lunch and get me through the next half an hour!

Yes, like the batsignal, but mammarian in origin.

Instead of the batsuit, a gimpsuit! But not as scary, perhaps made from linen instead of vulcanised rubber.

Yeah, but the bosoms in the sky confuse me. How would that work? Like in Batman?

But then they wouldn’t really look like bosoms. As I said, it’s a good idea, but it may need some fine-tuning.

Timmargh wrote:
> I thought I could hear 'O Fortuna' getting louder in the distance ...
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Carmen Burana - best opera ever.
"O Fortuna" is my theme tune.
Imagine the opening scene:

A dark evening, a long deserted highway stretching out into nothing.
The opening strains of "O Fortuna" start to build as we hear footsteps approach.
As the song hits full motion, we pan up to reveal:
Goatboy - standing in the middle of the highway.
He closes his eyes, sniffs slowly and exhales deeply, tilting his head and grinning ferally
"Booty"

I thought I could hear 'O Fortuna' getting louder in the distance ...

Pitch that to the BBC. No, really.

I call it the "twatphone"
Somebody talks rampant bollo and it signals, a massive pair of boobies in the night sky and I arrive.

*stands with hands on hips*
The Porned Avenger

I didn’t think you would need to sniff. Wouldn't it set of your “spider-sense” or something?

*laughs very loudly and drools coffee out of his nose*

Thanks for that.

*sniffs air*
Somebody's talking bawdy, so I got here as quickly as possible

Erm ... of course not.

Not 'blow up doll', anyway.