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I'm bored, who wants an argument? Doesn't matter what about, anything that will stop me thinking about lunch and get me through the next half an hour!

Yeah, but Kat isn't half as good looking.

English_Bloke wrote:
> *Barks*

Ooh scary. Cat's are much harder than dogs. Especially ones that begin with a 'K' (think fight between Kat Slater and Cat Deeley)

English_Bloke wrote:
>
> You may view us as that, and that’s your prerogative, but not all the
> public do so that generalisation is nothing but false.
>
> But this may shock you. I personally dislike a lot of police
> practices.

What made you choose this career?

English_Bloke wrote:

>
> But this may shock you. I personally dislike a lot of police
> practices.

Traitor! Hyprocrite!

Never mind, keep up the good work :)

*Barks*

English_Bloke wrote:

> I think I scared the "Kat" off; I didn't even bark or
> anything.

I'm back! If it makes you feel manly, yes, you scared me off.

I actually ran home from work to check my 'box'...

Goatboy wrote:
> I'll be a shag-vigilante, writing the wrongs of weak-willed doormouse
> men everywhere too scared to say "Hello luv, nice spuds!"

So basically you would be such a low class gigolo, so low as to not even get paid for it? Shagging the women that men can’t? Either because they are too apprehensive to approach them or because the women is of such an appearance that “wood” would not be achievable even with the use of a splint?

> You stroll about enforcing archaic notions of legality upon a society
> that views you as little more than organised bouncers.

You may view us as that, and that’s your prerogative, but not all the public do so that generalisation is nothing but false.

But this may shock you. I personally dislike a lot of police practices.

You are thinking too hard about this.
This is a scary thing, and possibly related to your chosen career as a policeman. Anybody wanting to dress in a uniform and enforce discipline on others reeks of GESTAPO!

I'll be a shag-vigilante, writing the wrongs of weak-willed doormouse men everywhere too scared to say "Hello luv, nice spuds!" - You stroll about enforcing archaic notions of legality upon a society that views you as little more than organised bouncers.

I'm going to bed now Coppa, and there's nothing you can do about it!

Goatboy wrote:
> Yes, like the batsignal, but mammarian in origin.

Yeah, I got that, but how would it illuminate and still appear booby like?

> Instead of the batsuit, a gimpsuit! But not as scary, perhaps made
> from linen instead of vulcanised rubber.

And without the ball in the mouth? Otherwise you would not be able to converse with your clients/prey.

How about PVC? Neon pink and shiny..

Ooohh

..err nevermind.